Monday, April 9, 2018

So overwhelmed...PuhLEEZE, give me a break.

Angela the Anonymous.
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

I've only had one birthday party in my life, and who was invited as a special guest of my pedophile stepfather? A pedophile friend of his who proceeded to act inappropriately toward me during the party. And who, a few nights later, managed to sneak into the house and into into my room proceeding to try to do what pedophiles do when my stepfather caught him and a struggle ensued.

Anyway, no, I am not complaining about the lack of birthday parties. I never liked the whole idea of celebrating my birth anyway and did not know why one was thrust upon me when I turned nine. I've consciously avoided having a party in which I am the focus of attention. I don't like it.

If the attention is to be on me, I want it to be because of something I'm doing, like performing. I want tickets or books to sell and applause to ring out because of a talent that I worked hard to hone, not because of the accident of my birth.

Which brings me to why I am writing this column. It's all those people on Facebook who say the same thing.

"I am so overwhelmed at all the birthday wishes from all of you..."


BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. PuhLEEZE, give me a break. First of all, is this a sneaky Facebook algorithm run amuck? Or are they conducting a social experiment by showing these thank you posts and measuring response rates? Hmmmm...

Look, I've known many writers in my lifetime. I've studied the written word of geniuses and those who could rightly be described as not the sharpest knife in the drawer and one thing always holds true: Original writings never are the same.

So, after years of reading "I am so overwhelmed at all the birthday wishes from all of you...", yeah, I start smelling something nasty.

But let's just say that somehow millions of people are writing the exact same words. Okay? Pictured that in your mind? Then the question I have to ask is this:

Are they all mindless drones? 

If yes, then Lord help us.

Thursday, April 5, 2018

YouTube shooting: Was Aerosmith prophets? You decide.

No, Angela is not a dude.
If you have to ask,
you ain't a man.
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World


Then she whipped out a gun.
And tried to blow me away.

So never judge a book by its cover.
Or who you gonna love by your lover.
Lord, imagine my surprise.

Dude looks like a lady.


Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Thomas Sowell: Biggest mess ups brought to you by Experts

At it again...all for you. 
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World
Citizen Journalist.  Novelist. Author of other stuff. 
Business writer.  Songwriter.  Protecting creator's copyrights. 

I love Thomas Sowell. In 2001, Mr. Sowell wrote a book called "The Einstein Syndrome: Bright Children Who Talk Late," to which Your Citizen Journalist contributed a short bit.

How it came about was this: Sowell wrote an article in Forbes about the subject of teachers diagnosing late-talking children with various maladies in a rush to label and medicate them so they could be fixed.

I had had a similar experience with my son. Only with my intense persistence toward a well-meaning but wrong teacher was I able to keep my son from being labeled, tested, and medicated. As I said to the teacher at the time, "He's just like his daddy. Trust me. He'll talk when he's ready."

Mr. Thomas Sowell,
Hoover Institute.
One day I showed up at school and the teacher met me at the door. She said, "What did you do? He won't shut up now?" She also said, and this is important, "I won't be in such a rush from now on."

I wrote Mr. Sowell about that experience. He wrote back asking for permission to use it in his book. Of course I granted permission. Months later I got an autographed copy of the book in the mail with a nice thank you note.

However, this post is not about that book or my brilliant piece included in it that, I am positive, made it into the best seller that it became. (You see me winking, right?)

This post shares an interview of Mr. Sowell on the subject of The Arrogance of Intellectuals. Enjoy.









Monday, April 2, 2018

Happy Birthday, Jack Webb: April 2, 1920 - December 23, 1982

Dark and Weary World

The Ballad of Eddie Mullet


Tequila: Getting carefree, temporantly.

by Angela K. Durden
Citizen JournalistBusiness writer, novelist, songwriter, and Technology inventor protecting creator's copyrights. 


A friend of mine put out several Bazefook posts one day that had several people worried until he came out with this brilliant color block that let everybody know he was — as we say down here in the Deep South — havin' hisself a lil' fu-unn at our expense.

He's such a fun guy.

That's when I made the decision to jump on board his wagon of wit and replied, "If sugar-and worry-free is what you are after, a body will surely like Tequila."

My friend gave me a thumbs-up. Or was it a laughy face emoji? Doesn't matter, I was positive he liked my post and my day was made.

Did you know that tequila has sugar in it, but that particular sugar is not anything the body recognizes? It's true. I researched it. That means that while you can get drunk off the stuff should you over imbibe, it won't mess up your blood sugar count. This is a win/win (or it is win-win?) for those with blood sugar problems like diabetes or hypoglycemia.

But if you use it temporantly, tequila can surely bring you a feeling of freeness from worry and care while not adding to any additional reasons for worry and care such as killing somebody while driving drunk, getting preggers, or having someone surprise you with a DNA test to determine if you be the baby daddy.

Temporantly is not a word you will find in the dictionary yet. But I, as The Most Brilliant Woman in the World, will be credited in about twenty-five years when the panels meet as they decide which new words should go in the dictionary.

Temporantly will soon be used by speechwriters for presidents of nations. The first president to use the word will be a Conservative, Republican, Libertarian, or whatever party exists at that time representing the middle of the road. That president will have fun made of him by P-HWPCDLRSFC*.

The press secretary will bring out a dictionary and read the word and definition, but will that shut up the P-HWPCDLRSFC? It will not. They will be highly offended, but won't be able to say why other than, "He's evil."

By the by, how do you spell potato?



*P-HWPCDLRSFC = Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal Socialist Fascist Commie

Thursday, March 29, 2018

Dire Straits: Iron Hand


by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

This song still holds up. Brilliant lyrics. Wonderful use of language. Strong message.




Well alas we've seen it all before.
Knights in armor, days of yore.
The same old fears and the same old crimes.
We haven't changed since ancient times.

Songwriter: The Brilliant Mark Knopfler
Iron Hand lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group




Monday, March 26, 2018

The Gnu Yawker: Special Edition Cover

by Angela K. Durden


Lest you think this satirical magazine cover comes out of the blue, please be advised the most current edition (of a certain magazine) featured on their cover a cartoon of a naked president with a yellow-hair comb-over, whose bona fides are hidden by a lectern.

Therefore, I thought I should design a cover they should have done a few years ago. I mean, if they are claiming to be so hip and with it and so forth. And so, The Most Brilliant Woman in the World, Goddess by the microphone, Poet-in-Residence, and now magazine cover designer, has had her fun with the P-HWPCDLRSFC* magazine that spews their FLOTSAM** out of a famous city in the northeastern part of the U.S.

Geez, I wonder if the publishers will go Charlie Hebdo on me only in reverse? Good thing they can't find out where I live, right? I mean, it's not like my address exists in any database whatsoever...right?

Right?



Angela the Anonymous saying, "Enjoy."
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Sunday, March 25, 2018

Now THAT is a summary I can get behind.

At it again...all for you. 
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Yet another mass shooting brings P-HWPCDLRSFC* outrage against those evil guns that simply can't seem to keep it in their clips. Let me quickly reiterate their arguments for gun control:

First: Blah, blah, blah.
Second: Boo, hoo, hoo.
Third: The CHILDREN!
Fourth: None for thee!
Fifth: Only gubment can have.
Sixth: Blee, bleck, and blooyee.

There. Done. And aren't you simply amazed at my ability to succinctly summarize? Want to see another great summary?

Well then, let's get to what Angela, also known as The Most Brilliant Woman in the World (in case you missed it above), has to say about gun control. 




Now THAT is a summary I can get behind.

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Saturday, March 24, 2018

To a friend whose mother is passing.


While our journeys differ,
they are the same we always see.
E’er the house of mourning awaits,
our pain seems forever to be.
But when we begin to feel
our hearts are fragile as old glass,
our Father’s enduring love says,
“Bide awhile, child, this too shall pass.”

Angela Durden, 2018.




Friday, March 23, 2018

"Listen, babe, I intend to beat the crap-fire out of you. Will you marry me?"

At it again...all for you. 
by Angela K. Durden

There is a group of illegals who live in many countries. They are aided and abetted by loved ones who are powerless to help them.

I'm not exactly sure how it works but these illegals need permission from an international body in order to...well, let me tell it to you this way.

I have a friend. She is Catholic. She married a Catholic man. He beat the crap-fire out of her. She gave him quite a few years to quit it. He didn't stop putting the beat-down on her.

She couldn't take it anymore and left him. Against her husband's will she got a civil divorce. But my friend is a woman true to her faith. Which simply means this: The Church said that in their eyes she is still married and they will not grant an annulment unless she can prove there is some official reason for it.

This was not a problem for her as she was soured on men. My friend could not foresee a time when she would entertain the idea of dating, much less get married again. So the Church's specific rules were not causing her any angst.

But time did march on. 


And a kind man did enter the picture who has, for eight years, not stopped her from stewing in her own juices. Finally, after testing him out, she accepted his proposal to marry and a ring of intention was placed on her finger. But, uh-oh. She's still a good Catholic married woman.

At this time my friend has to write a letter to the church and explain why they should grant an annulment. My friend is not a woman who breaks laws. She does not want to live illegally. But if she marries again without the Church signing off on it, then she may be forced to become an — gasp! —  Illegal Congregant.

Given the People's Friendly Pope's attitude toward illegals, you would think the Catholic Church would give my friend, and others like her, permission to 'cross the border' and suffer no ill-effects, but no. Jorge Mario Bergoglio nee Pope Francis is a good Socialist and all Socialist hierarchy, believing they know what is best, always draw the rules so tightly for those they claim are too stupid to know better that there is no room for common sense.

I am not a Catholic and never will be. But I decided to look up the acceptable reasons for why my friend could reasonably be granted an annulment of her marriage. These are listed below. My reading of the list did not show any specific reason that matched my friend's situation, namely "Your spouse beats the crap-fire out of you."

However, after reading over the list carefully, I believe I have found a very good reason my friend can rightly receive an annulment: Fraud.

That's right — Fraud!


My friend was intentionally deceived about the presence or absence of a quality in the other. The reason for this deception was to obtain consent to marriage. In other words, what if he had told her,  "Listen, babe. I intend to beat the crap-fire out of you and then say I'm sorry and ask your forgiveness, and then do it again for years and years. So, will you marry me?" Do  you believe she would have married the man?

So, yes, fraud because I double guar-OH!-damn-tee-ya he sweet-talked her and made big promises about the happy life they would live together. Yes, he made his case so well, she happily walked straight into a hidden trap.

Enjoy reading the...

Grounds for Marriage Annulment in the Catholic Church 


There are very well defined canonical grounds for Marriage Annulment. Once these have been established marriage Annulment can proceed. It is important to understand the grounds for Marriage Annulment before making application, and if in doubt you should consult your local priest.

Insufficient use of reason (Canon 1095, 10) You or your spouse did not know what was happening during the marriage ceremony because of insanity, mental illness, or a lack of consciousness.

Grave lack of discretionary judgment concerning essential matrimonial rights and duties (Canon 1095, 20) You or your spouse was affected by some serious circumstances or factors that made you unable to judge or evaluate either the decision to marry or the ability to create a true marital relationship.

Psychic-natured incapacity to assume marital obligations (Canon 1095, 30)  You or your spouse, at the time of consent, was unable to fulfill the obligations of marriage because of a serious psychological disorder or other condition.

Ignorance about the nature of marriage (Canon 1096, sec. 1) You or your spouse did not know that marriage is a permanent relationship between a man and a woman ordered toward the procreation of offspring by means of some sexual cooperation.

Error of person (Canon 1097, sec. 1) You or your spouse intended to marry a specific individual who was not the individual with whom marriage was celebrated. (For example, mail order brides; otherwise, this rarely occurs in the United States.)

Error about a quality of a person (Canon 1097, sec. 2) You or your spouse intended to marry someone who either possessed or did not possess a certain quality, e.g., social status, marital status, education, religious conviction, freedom from disease, or arrest record. That quality must have been directly and principally intended.

Fraud (Canon 1098) You or your spouse was intentionally deceived about the presence or absence of a quality in the other. The reason for this deception was to obtain consent to marriage.

Total willful exclusion of marriage (Canon 1101, sec. 2) You or your spouse did not intend to contract marriage as the law of the Catholic Church understands marriage. Rather, the ceremony was observed solely as a means of obtaining something other than marriage itself, e.g., to obtain legal status in the country or to legitimize a child.

Willful exclusion of children (Canon 1101, sec. 2) You or your spouse married intending, either explicitly or implicitly, to deny the other's right to sexual acts open to procreation.

Willful exclusion of marital fidelity (Canon 1101, 12) You or your spouse married intending, either explicitly or implicitly, not to remain faithful.

Willful exclusion of marital permanence (Canon 1101, sec. 2) You or your spouse married intending, either explicitly or implicitly, not to create a permanent relationship, retaining an option to divorce.

Future condition (Canon 1102, sec. 2) You or your spouse attached a future condition to your decision to marry, e.g., you will complete your education, your income will be at a certain level, you will remain in this area.

Past condition (Canon 1102, sec. 2)R You or your spouse attached a past condition so your decision to marry and that condition did not exist; e.g., I will marry you provided that you have never been married before, I will marry you provided that you have graduated from college.

Present condition (Canon 1102, sec. 2) You or your spouse attached a present condition to your decision to marry and that condition did not exist, e.g., I will marry you provided you don't have any debt.

Force (Canon 1103) You or your spouse married because of an external physical or moral force that you could not resist.

Fear (1103) You or your spouse chose to marry because of fear that was grave and inescapable and was caused by an outside source. Error regarding marital unity that determined the will (1099) You or your spouse married believing that marriage was not necessarily an exclusive relationship.

Error regarding marital indissolubility that determined the will (Canon 1099) You or your spouse married believing that civil law had the power to dissolve marriage and that remarriage was acceptable after civil divorce.

Error regarding marital sacramental dignity that determined the will (Canon 1099) You and your spouse married believing that marriage is not a religious or sacred relationship but merely a civil contract or arrangement.

Lack of new consent during convalidation (Canons 1157,1160) After your civil marriage, you and your spouse participated in a Catholic ceremony and you or your spouse believed that (1) you were already married, (2) the Catholic ceremony was merely a blessing, and (3) the consent given during. the Catholic ceremony had no real effect.

























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