Tequila: Getting carefree, temporantly.

by Angela K. Durden
Citizen Journalist. Business writer, novelist, songwriter, and Technology inventor protecting creator's copyrights. 

A friend of mine put out several Bazefook posts one day that had several people worried until he came out with this brilliant color block that let everybody know he was — as we say down here in the Deep South — havin' hisself a lil' fu-unn at our expense.

He's such a fun guy.

That's when I made the decision to jump on board his wagon of wit and replied, "If sugar-and worry-free is what you are after, a body will surely like Tequila."

My friend gave me a thumbs-up. Or was it a laughy face emoji? Doesn't matter, I was positive he liked my post and my day was made.

Did you know that tequila has sugar in it, but that particular sugar is not anything the body recognizes? It's true. I researched it. That means that while you can get drunk off the stuff should you over imbibe, it won't mess up your blood sugar count. This is a win/win (or it is win-win?) for those with blood sugar problems like diabetes or hypoglycemia.

But if you use it temporantly, tequila can surely bring you a feeling of freeness from worry and care while not adding to any additional reasons for worry and care such as killing somebody while driving drunk, getting preggers, or having someone surprise you with a DNA test to determine if you be the baby daddy.

Temporantly is not a word you will find in the dictionary yet. But I, as The Most Brilliant Woman in the World, will be credited in about twenty-five years when the panels meet as they decide which new words should go in the dictionary.

Temporantly will soon be used by speechwriters for presidents of nations. The first president to use the word will be a Conservative, Republican, Libertarian, or whatever party exists at that time representing the middle of the road. That president will have fun made of him by P-HWPCDLRSFC*.

The press secretary will bring out a dictionary and read the word and definition, but will that shut up the P-HWPCDLRSFC? It will not. They will be highly offended, but won't be able to say why other than, "He's evil."

By the by, how do you spell potato?



*P-HWPCDLRSFC = Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal Socialist Fascist Commie