"I am Victim, watch me gloat."

At it again...all for you.

by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Citizen Journalist.  Novelist. Author of other stuff. 

Business writer.  Songwriter.  Protecting creator's copyrights. 

Sung to the tune of
"I am Woman!" by Helen Reddy

I am Victim*, hear me whine.

I am mad all the time.

And I know how to cry loud and so forth,

Ooooh, history’s a bore and

lattes and puppies do mean more

Than unborn children waiting to be born.

Oh yes, I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, you've paid my price

But look how much I’ve gained

You can’t make me, no, no, do anything

I am whiny

(Whiny!)

I am susceptible

(Susceptible!)

I am Victim.

You try but will never break me

I pitch fits “You can’t make me!”

And I’ll sue you to get my own way.

I’ll call A-C-L-U.

Get injunctions out the wazoo

‘Cause “I am right, you are wrong,” I say.

Oh yes, I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, you've paid my price

But look how much I’ve gained

You can’t make me, no, no, do anything

I am whiny

(Whiny!)

I am susceptible

(Susceptible!)

I am Victim

I am Victim, watch me gloat

While I rip out your throat

As I spread my lovin’ arms across the land

But I'm still an embryo

With a long, long way to go

Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes, I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, you've paid my price

But look how much I’ve gained

You can’t make me, no, no, do anything

I am whiny

(Whiny!)

I am susceptible

(Susceptible!)

I am Victim

I am Victim.

I am Susceptible

I am Whiny.

I am Victim.

I am Susceptible

I am Whiny.

I am VICTIM!

* P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies

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by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Citizen Journalist.  Novelist. Author of other stuff.  Business writer.  Songwriter.  Protecting creator's copyrights. 

"O-o-h Child" by The Five Stairsteps 1970

Who moved my cheese?

At it again...all for you.

by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Citizen Journalist.  Novelist. Author of other stuff. 

Business writer.  Songwriter.  Protecting creator's copyrights. 

According to a news report from Rice University, journalism is no longer a path to stable employment.

Yes indeed, many in the business are asking "Who moved my cheese?" 

As your Citizen Journalist — and one who used to write freelance for newspapers and magazines — I have been telling folks for years that so-called serious journalism was artificially propped up. Manipulating viewer, reader, and circulation numbers kept advertisers' dollars flowing in and paying those fancy salaries of degreed journos who have mostly let down their readers with the spread of fake news.

So, Rice University agrees with me now. They are so frickin' far behind it isn't even funny. 

However, I can smell it coming: Like doctors, lawyers, engineers, and others who require being licensed to practice, wait and see if the P-HWPCLDRSFC* journalists seek to protect their FLOTSAM** turf by requiring anyone who writes to be "licensed. 

* P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies

** FLOTSAM means For Liberal Opinion That is Serious and Actually Matters

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