"I am Victim, watch me gloat."

At it again...all for you.

by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Citizen Journalist.  Novelist. Author of other stuff. 

Business writer.  Songwriter.  Protecting creator's copyrights. 

Sung to the tune of
"I am Woman!" by Helen Reddy

I am Victim*, hear me whine.

I am mad all the time.

And I know how to cry loud and so forth,

Ooooh, history’s a bore and

lattes and puppies do mean more

Than unborn children waiting to be born.

Oh yes, I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, you've paid my price

But look how much I’ve gained

You can’t make me, no, no, do anything

I am whiny

(Whiny!)

I am susceptible

(Susceptible!)

I am Victim.

You try but will never break me

I pitch fits “You can’t make me!”

And I’ll sue you to get my own way.

I’ll call A-C-L-U.

Get injunctions out the wazoo

‘Cause “I am right, you are wrong,” I say.

Oh yes, I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, you've paid my price

But look how much I’ve gained

You can’t make me, no, no, do anything

I am whiny

(Whiny!)

I am susceptible

(Susceptible!)

I am Victim

I am Victim, watch me gloat

While I rip out your throat

As I spread my lovin’ arms across the land

But I'm still an embryo

With a long, long way to go

Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes, I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, you've paid my price

But look how much I’ve gained

You can’t make me, no, no, do anything

I am whiny

(Whiny!)

I am susceptible

(Susceptible!)

I am Victim

I am Victim.

I am Susceptible

I am Whiny.

I am Victim.

I am Susceptible

I am Whiny.

I am VICTIM!

* P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies

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You Know the Tune: If I Had a Hammer (The Terrorist Version)

By Angela Durden

If I Had a Hammer (Parody)

Be sure to watch the video at the 
end about real heroes against terrorists.

If I had a hammer

I’d hammer on your head

I’m hammer till it’s red

All over this land

I’d hammer out your brains

I’m hammer out your eyes

I’d hammer out hate between

My brothers and infidels

All over this land, uh

If I could send you to hell

I’d send you in the morning

I’d send you in the evening

All over this land

I’d signal I’m danger

I’d signal out a warning

I’d signal out hate between

My brothers and infidels

All over this land, oh.

If I had a bomb

I’d blow it in the morning

I’d blow it in the evening

All over this land

I’d blow up your children

I’d blow up your trannies

I’d blow up hate between

My brothers and infidels

All over this land, oh

Well, I’ve got a hammer

And I’ll send you to hell

And I’ve got a bomb to blow

All over this land

It’s the hammer of jihad

It's the hell of slavery

It’s the bomb of hate between

My brothers and infidels

All over this land

It’s the hammer of jihad

It's the hell of slavery

It’s the bomb of hate between

My brothers and infidels

All over this land

With sincere apologies to Songwriters: Lee Hays / Pete Seeger

If I Had a Hammer lyrics © T.R.O. Inc.

Parody Lyrics Angela K. Durden © 2017

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