One cannot wave a weenie; one can only waggle it.

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by Angela K. Durden
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John and Lorena Bobbitt would say this is a misleading headline. I prefer to say it does not address all instances of penile usage, abuse, or assault.

If you do not know who these people are, let me say they made worldwide headlines after John woke to find Lorena waving his disattached weenie as she held it aloft in one hand and a sharp knife in the other. One can infer she was gloating. As John was not in a position to give chase[1], Lorena ran out the door, jumped in her car, threw it in gear, and hauled ass…I mean, hauled penis…down the highway in a fit of jubilant exultation that she would not have to touch that man’s dick ever again. When she realized she was still holding it, she threw it out the window.

At some point she called 911 and that’s when the story went viral before the Internet was as big a deal as it is now and before viral stories were a thing that could be planned using Google AdWords[2]. I won’t even go into how his severed man part was found and reattached in a nine-plus hour surgery. 

Nor shall I mention that his reattached part never regained full sensation or that to pay his medical bills John started and failed with a band called The Severed Parts or that he was a featured actor in a few adult films or that he ended up beating up a girlfriend or that he appeared on the World Wrestling Federation‘s Monday Night Raw television program or that he worked as a bartender, limo driver, mover, pizza delivery driver, tow-truck operator, thief, and wife beater or that he served at a wedding chapel as a minister of a Universal Life Church or that in 2014 he was severely injured when he broke his neck because none of that matters. 

What matters is that this headline is accurate as written because I am discussing another instance altogether. Here’s what happened.

There was this man, Justice Brett Kavanaugh, who was accused by a professor, Christine Blasey Ford, of trying to rape her. The falseness of her accusation aside, “We Believe Her” became the slogan of the #MeToo day. What was interesting is that in one news report a screaming pussy-hat wearing person[3] was holding a sign that said

IT IS ILLEGAL TO WAVE A WEENIE IN THE FACE.

At which point, in public, flew out of my mouth the words, “One cannot wave a weenie, one can only waggle it.”

All the men around me blushed. All the women nodded at my sage wisdom. We women know weenies cannot wave. Weenies can say “Heybebbiewhuzzzyername?” Weenies can take the Dance Floor Dick Test. But they cannot wave when they are attached. It just cannot happen. Look, if a weenie is waving, it is of no use to a woman. Obviously, it is only Real Women who know this. But you see how these pussy-hat wearing people just cannot deal with real facts. 

They wouldn’t know a real fact if it waved in their faces.

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[1] It is doubtful he even spoke, but if he did he would’ve said, “Woman! Give it back!”

[2] Unless you are blacklisted by Google.

[3] Future archeologists and anthropologists will tell you I am not lying. While the pussy-hat wearing person looked female, what with the fuzzy lines at the time around gender and some folks passing as everything but what they were born as, the author cannot say for certain this person was female though she dang sure looked like it in the face. The sign covered the chest area and even if it hadn’t and bumps could be seen, who was to say those bumps were natural-made, surgical enhancement, or it was a guy who liked to smoke his wacky weed.

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Emboldened to further atrocities.

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by Angela K. Durden
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A friend asked me how has Brett Kavanaugh, Supreme Court nominee, been denied due process of law. She said that he was allowed his opportunity to testify, and even that the Republicans hired a professional to cross examine his accuser, Christine Blasey Ford. Further, said my friend, the Republican Senators got to cross examine the accuser, so how was it that he was denied due process of law?

My friend, Lorelei (not her real name), then went on to prove how that was done when she made the point that Ford's word was golden and should be believed because the woman said so. From Lorelei:

"...this was an alleged sexual assault...was not a teenage boy being accused of high school shenanigans. How is that unclear? What is unclear about this woman’s account of an unwanted, terrifying experience? Again, how can YOU be so dismissive? What is unclear about this woman’s account of an unwanted, terrifying experience. Again, how can YOU be so dismissive?"

Well, Lorelei, it's like this:

Judge Brett Kavanaugh,
from Wikipedia.org

Due process of law was denied Kavanaugh because he was accused, tried, and convicted in the court of public opinion with absolutely no evidence presented whatsoever — other than a vague memory — that no law enforcement agency could investigate.

The Deep State was calling for his head and make no mistake about it. But please understand, Lorelei, that this was not about women's rights — or patriarchy run amuck. I make no claim as to the veracity of Ford's experience or Kavanaugh's claim of innocence. I have opinions about those based on available evidence.

One: Ford is extremely vague in her innuendo of her experience.

Two: Kavanaugh has been investigated by the FBI six times and never once have they ever turned up any evidence he was a drunken serial sexual pervert or took part in "rape trains".

No, no, no. This confirmation hearing circus is just another battle to destroy Constitutional rights and the protections it affords to all of our freedom. This goal — to deny citizens basic freedom and protection under a set of due processes so all are equal under the law — has been buried under the guise of Political Correctness since the 1960s.

There was no evidence presented that could even be investigated. Kavanaugh was damned from the get-go, his family attacked, his reputation smeared for one reason only: So that freedom can be deprived the general citizenry.

I tell you what, Lorelei, if what happened to Brett Kavanaugh should happen to you, you better be glad there are people like me who will stand up for your right to due process of law. Without that due process vigorously defended, a nation is nothing but a dictatorship in the making, and we will all see ourselves or loved ones being buried in mass graves that future generations will excavate to prove crimes against humanity.

Christine Blasey Ford
from Wikipedia.org

Hitler started with small encroachments against freedom as did Stalin, Pol Pot, and many others. When those were accepted, or when goodhearted people tried to "go along to get along" hoping that would be the last of the conciliations and they could get on with their lives, evil people were emboldened to further atrocities. Do I even have to mention the 11.5 million killed by Hitler's machine? Do I?

What we see here with Kavanaugh is another emboldened step to deprive you, Lorelei — yes, YOU! — of freedom. I see that.

It is my hope that you will, too.

Lorelei's assumptions about my motivations are incorrect.

Lorelei assumed I was dismissive of Ford's accusation specifically, and all female victims generally, because I was too dense to understand the real pain and anguish victims go through. Obviously, Lorelei has forgotten my history of being a sexual assault victim for years by my stepfather and his friends, and not being protected by my mother, otherwise Lorelei would not have said that.

But, you see, Lorelei is just being a silly dupe used and manipulated by the Deep State — and the Deep State didn't even have to pay her or send her the talking points. All the Deep State had to do was say they care about women and BOOM!, Lorelei's emotions rule her life.

But emotions are not to be trusted.
Just ask any Las Vegas wedding chapel.

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The American Sheepdog: The Deep State's worst enemy.

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by Angela K. Durden
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Scrolling through Bacefook the other day I came upon an inline ad for Seattle Police clothing. 

The idea for it was great. Police are the sheepdogs that live for the day the Bad Guy wolf comes to hurt People sheep. I get it. But the language was incorrect. It said:

"The sheep pretend the wolf will never come." But sheep never pretend. Sheep don't know there is a wolf. 

The difference is huge, not that it makes the sheepdog's job any more difficult because the sheepdog still has to keep a wary eye roving in all directions and has to herd sheep that just want to graze and who get all mad and stuff when they are interrupted.

Don't mistake what I am saying. I'm not saying that "sheep" are stupid. Okay. Maybe I am because some are, so let me rephrase and say what I really mean:

I'm not saying that "sheep" are bad people, because they mostly aren't. But I am saying that their inability to understand Evil, and/or unwillingness to acknowledge Evil exists, makes them easy targets to dupe.

Good grief, all you have to do is scroll through Bacefook for ten minutes to see duped sheep self-identifying fairly leaping from the screen shouting "Love is all we need. NOT GUNS!" and "The sheepdog is the wolf!"

We know this because of the willingness of these sheep to ignore the Rule of Established Law and sacrifice the Constitution on the altar to The RadFem's God of Political Correctness. 

No jest.

Seriously.

The United States, and the rest of the free world that depends upon them for strength, is undergoing the biggest threat to freedom that it has been seen since the Civil War. There is a coup going on led by the very Deep State that Ms. Whoop-Whoop-Whoopi and other media types laughed about and said didn't exist but that was acknowledged in print here and here, for two examples. 

One woman on The View who denied the Deep State asked, "Hey, if the Deep State were real, would Trump be president now?" 

Well, honey, let me answer that for you —

Yes! And here's why —

Because the Deep State is a lot like Hitler. 

You see, Hitler believed his own press' headlines that called him the greatest, smartest, most wonderful thing since bread began to be perfectly sliced by mechanical means. Since Hitler believed his own press, he failed to plan properly and did not take into account outside forces nor ascribe proper weight to them when he could no longer ignore them. We know what happened to Hitler. 

What got Trump elected? The outside forces of all the people the Deep State thought had no power. That's right, American "sheepdogs". 

The Deep State and its schutzstaffel handmaidens believe there are only stupid sheep and super-smart wolves. The Deep State forgets about all the sheepdogs out there who will always win because of their ability to recognize wolves and have the tenacity to fight them.

Trump got elected because American Sheepdogs recognized a fellow protector who was willing to fight the wolf. 

Just like Hitler who threw everything he had at his enemies after it was too late, the Deep State is doing the same with this false accusation against Brett Kavanaugh by Christine Blasey Ford.

Do you care for freedom?

Do you want freedom to remain?

Can you recognize threats to freedom when you see them?

Are you willing to step up to protect freedom even for stupid people?

Look, while the Deep-State sponsored coup against the Constitution is in trouble, the battle is not over. Now is not the time to rest. It is time to keep hammering home the message that wolves might huff and puff and growl and snarl, but threats will not get them much more. 

Get your sheepdog on and keep it on. 

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The Gong Show: Prophet of our times?

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by Angela K. Durden
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My friend sent me this video with the cryptic message: "That feminist California professor [Christine Blasey Ford] is beginning to remind me of this" from The Gong Show.

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The Winds of War

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by Angela K. Durden
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There's a war going on right under your nose. Most do not see it even as the winds of war take their lawn furniture and blow it into the next county.

This war is age-old and has rightly been said to be between Good and Evil. 

But as all wars do, this one has an ebb and flow. A quieter time of backroom planning and a louder time of furious deployment of those plans.

Turn on your radios or televisions or login to online news portals or read headlines in newspapers, you'll see the same thing in almost all instances: The latest deployment of a war room plan.

Yes, I'm speaking of the scurrilous, defaming attack on Judge Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump's latest nominee for a seat on the Supreme Court of the United States. Lest you say, "All victims should be heard!", let me say to you, "You are right! But please don't let someone claim victimhood if it isn't true."

I'm a victim of long-term sexual assault by my stepfather with my mother's blessing. I know of the desire to speak up and say something yet the emotional or psychological need to hold it in. I know of the finally speaking up and not being believed. Called a liar.

I had proof but could not use it. Christine Blasey Ford offers at-best hazy memories, is being begged for more proof and can't provide it, and is willing to use those to destroy. I never made up my abuse and would never claim it if it hadn't happened. I always remembered and the patterns and times of it were clear. Yet I know women who have publicly claimed abuse at the hands of a man but privately told me they did it to get an advantage from an employer.

False allegations of rape are not new and everyone of them should be denounced when found out, not supported and celebrated on the off chance it might be true. False allegations of abuse do not help the cause of real victims. Those who offer them up are obvious haters.

The question then is this: Why did Christine Blasey Ford do this? I've got a simple answer: She just wanted to be a heroine for a cause she feels strongly about. After all, her reasoning goes, isn't all fair in love and war?

Poor thing, though, does not realize she was simply a false flag kicked over the traces by P-HWPCLDRSFC's* goal-meeting committee. The goal is to form a one-world government and have all those designated as politically incorrect cook and clean for them while they live in luxury behind secure walls. 

Helping out in this is FLOTSAM.**

Funny thing, though. All of a sudden Ford is not feeling so confident in offering proof of claim and FLOTSAM and other operatives are back-peddling.

Kavanaugh will be confirmed. But just like Clarence Thomas, accused by Anita Hill in a "high-tech lynching", Ford's accusations will follow Kavanaugh, and when he dies, FLOTSAM will lead with this:

"Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh passed away today. He was accused of sexual assault by a heroine of the women's movement, Christine Blasey Ford. He tried to overcome the dark days of his youth by devoting himself to good works and we thank him for those things, but he was a bad, bad man and, frankly, we don't know how anybody ever liked him."

Mark my words.

You may want to read this, too.

* P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies

** FLOTSAM means For Liberal Opinion That is Serious and Actually Matters

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