Thursday, April 19, 2018

First, get rid of the competition.

At it again...all for you. 
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

The problem with non-mainstream sources of news and opinion is that they are called The Competition.

Fake news has been around since the beginning of time. One name for it is gossip. Another is called propaganda. The first is purely entertainment. The second is a sneaky tool used by those who seek power or want to secure that which they have.

How do they secure power? The first way is by controlling the flow of information. Hitler did a fine job of that and his citizens were none the wiser, partying, carrying on like nothing had changed, as if they were winning the war.

Until, that is, the bombs began falling on their cities. All of a sudden, Germans got woke big time. Only it was too late for them to do anything about Hitler and a stronger force came into play on their behalf to solve their problem.

There are those who learn from history but are doomed to watch others repeat it. 

The Department of Homeland Security is getting ready to repeat it. The agency is seeking bids from contractors who can build them one big-ass database. What will the big-ass database do? It will be used to track and monitor media influencers, including bloggers like your Citizen Journalist, and news and opinion outlets like Righting on the Wallz.

All this effort to combat that scourge called Fake News. Only we know what it really is. It is a move by the Deep State to get rid of competition. Citizen Journalists are a real threat to the Deep State, and the Deep State knows it. Why else would they be throwing such a massive amount of money at them.

The Deep State is not afraid of the Russian influence on social media. Nor is it afraid of #CrunkNewsNetwork, FLOTSAM*, and other MSM. That is a ruse on the part of the Deep State because they already know what those are doing as they've given them their assignments.

What the Deep State is most afraid of are the truly woke citizens they claim to want to protect. Those Citizens who — through research, humor, satire, fiction, and more — tell what is really going on.

So what is really going on? The Deep State (and there is Deep State in every country in the world) have one goal: Deny freedom for the masses.

The only thing that keeps the Deep State in check are the likes of you and me. We are their enemy because we represent honor, fair play, and other God-given virtues — and we are willing to fight tooth and nail to secure God-given rights for all.

Getting and staying woke is a never-ending job for the diligent of heart and mind.

FLOTSAM: For Liberal Opinion That is Serious and Actually Matters

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Your righteous indignation is my overreaction? Wait...I'm confused.

Angela the Anonymous.
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

If you didn't see the story wherein two black males were arrested and perp-walked out the front door of a Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US, Starbucks, well then, it is obvious you aren't woke enough.

The woman who filmed it on her smart phone immediately put it up on YouTube wherein, self-reported by herself, within two days 4.5 million hits were accrued. The news story about her hits had her gushing madly about the video going viral. This report of her viral video showed up almost before the story hit the FLOTSAM* mainstream media.

But that report barely mentioned a peep about the incident itself.

The denouement came fast enough when the Starbucks store manager and Corporate came to an agreement that their work relationship would end, after which CEO Kevin Johnson says — caring drum roll, please — they will implement Unconscious Bias Training.

Next came protesters. Signs were hoisted (Is she fired or nah?) Chants were heard (Starbucks Coffee is anti-black! and Anti-blackness anywhere is anti-blackness everywhere!)

Then came the Bacefook posts from my peeps ranting against all Starbucks and their employees everywhere and calling them racists.

I've been in many Starbucks. Everybody gets treated the same: Order is taken with a disdainful smile and burnt coffee is served with bored affect.

It is at times like this Angela wishes she could remain truly anonymous in her postings on social media. Yes, Angela K. Durden, The Most Brilliant Woman in the World, did something stupid: She told a black man that she knows in real life, V—, that he was overreacting in his condemnation of all the company's employees.

I thought V— would understand my comment since he was protesting the overreaction of one person (the manager) about two guys (black) waiting for their friend (white). You see, V— believes his overreaction is righteous indignation and that trumps everything else.

But did V— ask what caused the manager's reaction in the first place?

No, he did not. 

Not only did V— not understand Angela's comment, before she knew it Angela was being villified, called names, and so forth by both her friend and his friends. She also received massively long messages that, by the time she got to the end of them, made her realize the man must be mentally unstable.

I'm serious. This is not me throwing about mentally unstable as if it was a silly last-ditch diss, but me truthfully worried about him. What's worse is there is nothing I can do except...


Notice I did not say Unfriend him. That would simply be too cruel because he would notice. And then he would kill himself. And next thing you know I'd be hounded by the SM police. (Gitcher head out of the gutter. SM stands for Social Media, not Sado Masochistic. Geez, you people.)

So unfollow it was. That just means his posts won't show up on my feed and that I have to go looking for him. At least...that's what unfollow used to mean, but what with all the algorithm changes, I bet you somebody somewhere has flagged communications between us and will now make his stuff show up as soon as I log on so they can start a war.

FLOTSAM: For Liberal Opinion That is Serious and Actually Matters

Monday, April 16, 2018

J. Brien to George Stephanopoulos: "But...but...but...I thought Ol' Hill would WIN!"

At it again...all for you.

by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Former G-Man J. Brien Comey is whining his way through the FLOTSAM** talk show circuit as he flogs his book, A Higher Loyalty, to a bunch of P-HWPCDLRSFC*.

Poor J. Brien. Back-peddling fast as he can to rewrite his place in history. I am very good at writing resumes for people while never lying on their behalf or twisting the facts. But even I, Angela K. Durden, The Most Brilliant Woman in the World, couldn't help the man with his personal advertisement without lying. I hope he has some money tucked away.

Oh, sure. Just after Trump fired Comey a historically black university hired him to deliver five lectures. But what is next? Will Howard University re-up J. Brien? Depends on who is paying his salary. I doubt it will be Clinton, Inc. endowing his chair.

J. Brien has been vilified as the man who lost Ol' Hill her seat at the most powerful desk in the world by leaking more emails from Clinton's famous private server. J. Brien had in his hands proof the woman and her minions played loosey-goosey with top secret information.

Ex G-Man J. Brien Comey fast talking like another famous G-Man: J. Edgar Hoover.

J. Edgar Hoover: The pattern to follow for all G-Men Deep State wannabe's.

At first, J. Brien acted like everything was copacetic and it was merely we idiot citizens of the land that were reading too much into the situation. But then, Donald "The Hammer" Trump entered the race. J. Brien and all the other P-HWPCDLRSFC now knew for a certainty that Ol' Hill would win.

There was no other option but that she would send "The Hammer" home, crying in his high-fashion model wife's cleavage. Therefore, according to J. Brien, he knew he had to come clean with what the real situation was with Ol' Hill's famous server.

According to J. Brien, it was all CYA for him because if this information came out after she was elected — and it was almost certain that it would — then her presidency would be illegitimate; and doncha know that just wouldn't be good for the country, now would it?

And J. Brien, ever the loyal servant of King Deep State, could not abide a smear against his monarch. Therefore, he threw Ol' Hill under the bus. Which is where she needs to be and good riddance. But now J. Brien is left with a dilemma.

Who will hire him now? Not even Micky D's will have him to run the drive-thru window. I bet, under the guise of writing his book, J. Brien has been perusing his notes for where bodies are buried and secrets are stored. And for those who know he knows, I bet the ex G-Man has liberally sprinkled hints of those secrets throughout the body of the text.

Yes, like a good little Deep State G-Man would, J. Brien has a long memory and documentation to prove those memories. So, yeah. The boy will land on his feet somewhere. Titles he will have? Why, consultant, professor, lecturer.

P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies
** FLOTSAM: For Liberal Opinion That is Serious and Actually Matters

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee (Live)

The Shape You're In

Technology is not the problem.

Angela the Curmudgeon
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

There I was. Nothing better to do than scroll through one of the biggest time-wasters on the planet when I saw a woman post a diatribe against all social media and cell phones.

She ranted. She raved. She did everything except make a sign and march in the streets. Oh, the evil she called down upon the heads of technology providers because they were making her and millions and millions and gabillions more waste their time.

Didn't they know she had better things to do?

Rant! Rave! Aaargh!

I almost replied to her, but then realized anything I would put on her timeline would make a little notification show up that she had been replied to, at which point the woman would've wasted more of her time by going to read what I wrote.

I did not want to add sorrow to the woman's troubles, therefore, I resisted making any remark that would have brilliantly shown up my curmudgeonly side and metaphorically put the verbal beat down on her.

Still, her remark got me to thinking. Don't you find it quite interesting that people will complain about a technology that is wasting their time as if it is the technology's fault time is being wasted instead of their own lack of self-control? I do.

And there are a bunch of these curmud-...errr...I mean people. Some of who claim loud and long on their time-waster of choice claim to be Conservatives. I believe them to be posers, P-HWPCDLRSFC* wolves in sheep's clothing because nobody who is really a conservative ever blames anybody else for their own lack of self control.

It just isn't done, son.

P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies

Friday, April 13, 2018

The Late Great Doug Fieger: Baby Talks Dirty

Eric Clapton - Blues Power (Johnny Cash Show Outtake - Audio Only)

Of cats and girlfriends and Queens.

Neither Snickers Bar nor
Mars, Incorporated,
have paid Angela
for her endorsement...
and that is a frickin',
cryin' shame.
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World
Poet-in-Residence. Goddess by the microphone.
And Queen of all she surveys. 

I have this friend, see. He's a widower and had two cats. I say had because one died. The one that died was a great cat. For me, a non-cat lover, to say that truly means something. What made the cat great? Easy answer.

He recognized I was the Queen. Yes, Queen with a Capital Q. I was the only human he never kicked out of his chair. My friend could not believe it. That was one smart cat; he was also comfortable in his own skin, so to speak. No ego with that handsome feline.

I was with him when he died. Strokes. Not pretty.

After Cat 1 died, Cat 2 now decided she was ruling monarch. The problem with deciding one is a ruling monarch and actually being one is that the latter is a fact and nothing on earth can change that, while deciding to be is a solely personal opinion.

So, Cat 2 decided to be, but Queen Angela was — and Cat 2 knows it. Which drives her crazy.

When Cat 1 was still with us, Cat 2 used to suck up to Queen Angela with purrs and invitations for petting because she knew I preferred him over her.

But Cat 2's jealousies of my actual monarchness drove her mad. Night and day, Cat 2 was tortured by her lack of monarchy. She would end up biting or scratching so that finally Queen Angela did not acknowledge Cat 2's approach as she begged for royal favor.

After Cat 1 died, Cat 2 assumed the crown would pass to her. Then I walked into the house and she was furious. Each time I enter, Cat 2 lets me know immediately she hates my guts and wishes I would die. Throwing death rays at me (they always miss or bounce off), she runs and hides. What makes it worse is that I don't care what she thought before Cat 1 died, and I don't care what she thinks now.

As a real monarch does, right?

My friend thought it was all quite amusing. Then he got a girlfriend. Girlfriend 1 (oh, you know where this is going) threw death rays at me, too, though he was mostly at her house so I didn't have to see that very often. That lasted 18 months, then she was gone.

Then along came Girlfriend 2 who eventually moved in. Here is where the story really gets funny. She is a P-HWPCDLRSFC* , and how! She is mad her boyfriend has a non P-HWPCDLRSFC female friend. Especially one as awesome as me. But as he told me one day, "Angela, girlfriends come and go, but monarchs are forever."

See? My friend was like Cat 1. No ego. Accepting of facts. Girlfriend 2, on the other hand, is like Cat 2; that was brought home to me the other day when I went over to take something to my friend. I'm handing the thing to my friend and we are talking about it when, out of the corner of my eye, I see scurrying and I thought, "That scurry is too big to be Cat 2."

Sure enough, it wasn't. Girlfriend 2 was running out of the room. She didn't want to see me. She didn't want to talk to me. But, you know, a monarch's got to have her fun every now and then, so of course I hollered, "Hey! How are ya?" And just like Cat 2 does when I mess with it, Girlfriend 2 stopped, twirled, and backed out of the room.

Throwing death rays that missed.

I didn't care. Still don't. 

P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Hashtag Wars: Big Brother Saves the Day!

At it again...all for you. 
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Acccording to Big Brother's Food and Drug Administration commissioner Scott Gottlieb:

— If a hashtag mentions opioids, sales will accrue.

— Social Media Tech Giants (SMTG) are part of the opioid pipeline.

Scott Gottlieb,
FDA commisioner
And what is Mr. Gottlieb's two-pronged solution to the opioid crisis? 

One: It is to require SMTGs to stop drug pushers.

Two: It is to invite SMTG CEOs from Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Reddit to attend a summit wherein a plan will be laid out to stop the latest crisis in the never-ending but stupid war on drugs. 

Typical Big Gubment solutions, wouldn't you agree? Don't go after the pushers, go after the roads they drive on. What kind of idiocy is this?

But they will acquiesce and make nice at Gottlieb's most very important garden party...especially after Facebook's giant meltdown over sales of user information to Ol' Hill's competition and Twitter's big but failing effort to get her elected by suppressing negative hashtags against her.

Assuming their houses were built on rock, these SMTGs built houses of cards on sand. They got the big heads about their role in social justice and societal engineering. They lied and misrepresented themselves to users while quietly stealing from them. And now two stiff winds are blowing and their houses are shaking.

Stiff wind number one is Big Gubment asking their dutiful dupes to take on a larger role in policing the world. 

Stiff wind number two are other social media tech companies who have been patiently waiting in the wings. One of those is a company called*. What do you think about their Bill of Rights?

Can the company deliver? I don't know. Because here are a few other things they have to say about their terms of service:

  • Violate any law or regulation. 
[Angela: Too open-ended. Any law? What if that law is itself unlawful?]
  • Send unsolicited or unauthorized advertising or commercial communications, such as spam. [
Angela: One man's spam is another man's self-promotion. Again with the open-ended?]
  • Use automated methods to use the Site or Services. 
[Angela: I am checking with to see if this applies to them.]
  • Post unlawful, harmful, obscene, or pornographic content. 
[Angela: Who decides the status of these things?]
  • Post content that is hateful, threatening, harmful, incites violence; or contains graphic or gratuitous violence. 
[Angela: They have obviously never met a Radical Feminist or a P-HWPCDLRSFC**.]
  • Post content you do not have the right to transmit. 
[Angela: What about YouTube videos and other content like memes or images used in satire or comedy?]
  • Post content that infringes on trademarks or copyrights. 
[Angela: What denotes infringement here?]

See what I mean? Look, if all of this is CYA language that will keep them from being sued, then okay, I get it. But if is saying they are different, what's with the broad strokes here? 

* As of today, Sunday morning April 8 in the year of our Lord 2018, I'm testing this site. Here is the link to my profile: Tell me what you think about it.

** P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Charlton Heston: Monsters begin by confiscating private arms.

by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Charlton Heston: A quiet authority born of experience.

Charlton Heston, actor, died in 2008 at the age of 84. He saw the world's governments up close and personal as he traveled it for his job. He lived through the rise of Nazis, Socialism, and Fascism around the world and saw the deliberate tactics of inhuman dictators. He saw a rise of those things in the U.S. as attempts were made to destroy constitutional freedoms.

Because Mr. Heston remembered the history he lived through, he had no truck with these people who — through force of law, lies, bribery, and intimidation — dumped onto the U.S. citizenry an order of belief and action they did not like, did not want, and did not vote for.

Given all that, this is what Mr. Heston had to say to the National Press Club after he accepted the leadership position in the NRA:

“I say that the Second Amendment is, in order of importance, the first amendment. It is America’s First Freedom, the one right that protects all the others. Among freedom of speech, of the press, of religion, of assembly, of redress of grievances, it is the first among equals. It alone offers the absolute capacity to live without fear. The right to keep and bear arms is the one right that allows ‘rights’ to exist at all. 
“Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Mao, Idi Amin, Castro, Pol Pot. All these monsters began by confiscating private arms, then literally soaking the earth with the blood of tens and tens of millions of their people. Ah, the joys of gun control!
“There can be no free speech, no freedom of the press, no freedom to protest, no freedom to worship your god, no freedom to speak your mind, no freedom from fear, no freedom for your children and for theirs, for anybody, anywhere, without the Second Amendment freedom to fight for it.”

I rarely sit in front of the computer and watch a video. So that I did means you will not be sorry when you watch it. Please use THIS LINK to watch the entire video. 

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Ted Koppel: Where's your pussy hat?

At it again...all for you. 
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Ted Koppel. The most-famous retired host of ABC's long-running news show Nightline and 42-year employee of the same network. A grand master of the subtle eyebrow twitch from which his opinion flows from on high. A man who said "the media is clearly on the side of more gun control" and wondered how it was, with that supreme knowledge, Congress still managed not to destroy the NRA with legislation.

Yes, that same man who famously told Sean Hannity he was bad for America, explaining further, "You are very good at what you do. You have attracted people who are determined that ideology is more important than facts."

Ted's not the most famous P-HWPCDLRSFC* in the country, but he's still spewing FLOTSAM* as fact. I wonder. Did Ted cry when Ol' Hill lost? Frankly, he was probably secretly relieved. But he'd never come out and say that publicly because it would be against the party line.

P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies
*** FLOTSAM: For Liberal Opinion That is Serious and Actually Matters

Monday, April 9, 2018

So overwhelmed...PuhLEEZE, give me a break.

Angela the Anonymous.
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

I've only had one birthday party in my life, and who was invited as a special guest of my pedophile stepfather? A pedophile friend of his who proceeded to act inappropriately toward me during the party. And who, a few nights later, managed to sneak into the house and into into my room proceeding to try to do what pedophiles do when my stepfather caught him and a struggle ensued.

Anyway, no, I am not complaining about the lack of birthday parties. I never liked the whole idea of celebrating my birth anyway and did not know why one was thrust upon me when I turned nine. I've consciously avoided having a party in which I am the focus of attention. I don't like it.

If the attention is to be on me, I want it to be because of something I'm doing, like performing. I want tickets or books to sell and applause to ring out because of a talent that I worked hard to hone, not because of the accident of my birth.

Which brings me to why I am writing this column. It's all those people on Facebook who say the same thing.

"I am so overwhelmed at all the birthday wishes from all of you..."

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. PuhLEEZE, give me a break. First of all, is this a sneaky Facebook algorithm run amuck? Or are they conducting a social experiment by showing these thank you posts and measuring response rates? Hmmmm...

Look, I've known many writers in my lifetime. I've studied the written word of geniuses and those who could rightly be described as not the sharpest knife in the drawer and one thing always holds true: Original writings never are the same.

So, after years of reading "I am so overwhelmed at all the birthday wishes from all of you...", yeah, I start smelling something nasty.

But let's just say that somehow millions of people are writing the exact same words. Okay? Pictured that in your mind? Then the question I have to ask is this:

Are they all mindless drones? 

If yes, then Lord help us.

Thursday, April 5, 2018

YouTube shooting: Was Aerosmith prophets? You decide.

No, Angela is not a dude.
If you have to ask,
you ain't a man.
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Then she whipped out a gun.
And tried to blow me away.

So never judge a book by its cover.
Or who you gonna love by your lover.
Lord, imagine my surprise.

Dude looks like a lady.

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Thomas Sowell: Biggest mess ups brought to you by Experts

At it again...all for you. 
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World
Citizen Journalist.  Novelist. Author of other stuff. 
Business writer.  Songwriter.  Protecting creator's copyrights. 

I love Thomas Sowell. In 2001, Mr. Sowell wrote a book called "The Einstein Syndrome: Bright Children Who Talk Late," to which Your Citizen Journalist contributed a short bit.

How it came about was this: Sowell wrote an article in Forbes about the subject of teachers diagnosing late-talking children with various maladies in a rush to label and medicate them so they could be fixed.

I had had a similar experience with my son. Only with my intense persistence toward a well-meaning but wrong teacher was I able to keep my son from being labeled, tested, and medicated. As I said to the teacher at the time, "He's just like his daddy. Trust me. He'll talk when he's ready."

Mr. Thomas Sowell,
Hoover Institute.
One day I showed up at school and the teacher met me at the door. She said, "What did you do? He won't shut up now?" She also said, and this is important, "I won't be in such a rush from now on."

I wrote Mr. Sowell about that experience. He wrote back asking for permission to use it in his book. Of course I granted permission. Months later I got an autographed copy of the book in the mail with a nice thank you note.

However, this post is not about that book or my brilliant piece included in it that, I am positive, made it into the best seller that it became. (You see me winking, right?)

This post shares an interview of Mr. Sowell on the subject of The Arrogance of Intellectuals. Enjoy.

Monday, April 2, 2018

Happy Birthday, Jack Webb: April 2, 1920 - December 23, 1982

Dark and Weary World

The Ballad of Eddie Mullet

Tequila: Getting carefree, temporantly.

by Angela K. Durden
Citizen JournalistBusiness writer, novelist, songwriter, and Technology inventor protecting creator's copyrights. 

A friend of mine put out several Bazefook posts one day that had several people worried until he came out with this brilliant color block that let everybody know he was — as we say down here in the Deep South — havin' hisself a lil' fu-unn at our expense.

He's such a fun guy.

That's when I made the decision to jump on board his wagon of wit and replied, "If sugar-and worry-free is what you are after, a body will surely like Tequila."

My friend gave me a thumbs-up. Or was it a laughy face emoji? Doesn't matter, I was positive he liked my post and my day was made.

Did you know that tequila has sugar in it, but that particular sugar is not anything the body recognizes? It's true. I researched it. That means that while you can get drunk off the stuff should you over imbibe, it won't mess up your blood sugar count. This is a win/win (or it is win-win?) for those with blood sugar problems like diabetes or hypoglycemia.

But if you use it temporantly, tequila can surely bring you a feeling of freeness from worry and care while not adding to any additional reasons for worry and care such as killing somebody while driving drunk, getting preggers, or having someone surprise you with a DNA test to determine if you be the baby daddy.

Temporantly is not a word you will find in the dictionary yet. But I, as The Most Brilliant Woman in the World, will be credited in about twenty-five years when the panels meet as they decide which new words should go in the dictionary.

Temporantly will soon be used by speechwriters for presidents of nations. The first president to use the word will be a Conservative, Republican, Libertarian, or whatever party exists at that time representing the middle of the road. That president will have fun made of him by P-HWPCDLRSFC*.

The press secretary will bring out a dictionary and read the word and definition, but will that shut up the P-HWPCDLRSFC? It will not. They will be highly offended, but won't be able to say why other than, "He's evil."

By the by, how do you spell potato?

*P-HWPCDLRSFC = Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal Socialist Fascist Commie

Thursday, March 29, 2018

Dire Straits: Iron Hand

by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

This song still holds up. Brilliant lyrics. Wonderful use of language. Strong message.

Well alas we've seen it all before.
Knights in armor, days of yore.
The same old fears and the same old crimes.
We haven't changed since ancient times.

Songwriter: The Brilliant Mark Knopfler
Iron Hand lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

Monday, March 26, 2018

The Gnu Yawker: Special Edition Cover

by Angela K. Durden

Lest you think this satirical magazine cover comes out of the blue, please be advised the most current edition (of a certain magazine) featured on their cover a cartoon of a naked president with a yellow-hair comb-over, whose bona fides are hidden by a lectern.

Therefore, I thought I should design a cover they should have done a few years ago. I mean, if they are claiming to be so hip and with it and so forth. And so, The Most Brilliant Woman in the World, Goddess by the microphone, Poet-in-Residence, and now magazine cover designer, has had her fun with the P-HWPCDLRSFC* magazine that spews their FLOTSAM** out of a famous city in the northeastern part of the U.S.

Geez, I wonder if the publishers will go Charlie Hebdo on me only in reverse? Good thing they can't find out where I live, right? I mean, it's not like my address exists in any database whatsoever...right?


Angela the Anonymous saying, "Enjoy."
P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies
** FLOTSAM: For Liberal Opinion That is Serious and Actually Matters

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Now THAT is a summary I can get behind.

At it again...all for you. 
by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Yet another mass shooting brings P-HWPCDLRSFC* outrage against those evil guns that simply can't seem to keep it in their clips. Let me quickly reiterate their arguments for gun control:

First: Blah, blah, blah.
Second: Boo, hoo, hoo.
Third: The CHILDREN!
Fourth: None for thee!
Fifth: Only gubment can have.
Sixth: Blee, bleck, and blooyee.

There. Done. And aren't you simply amazed at my ability to succinctly summarize? Want to see another great summary?

Well then, let's get to what Angela, also known as The Most Brilliant Woman in the World (in case you missed it above), has to say about gun control. 

Now THAT is a summary I can get behind.

P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies

Saturday, March 24, 2018

To a friend whose mother is passing.

While our journeys differ,
they are the same we always see.
E’er the house of mourning awaits,
our pain seems forever to be.
But when we begin to feel
our hearts are fragile as old glass,
our Father’s enduring love says,
“Bide awhile, child, this too shall pass.”

Angela Durden, 2018.

Friday, March 23, 2018

"Listen, babe, I intend to beat the crap-fire out of you. Will you marry me?"

At it again...all for you. 
by Angela K. Durden

There is a group of illegals who live in many countries. They are aided and abetted by loved ones who are powerless to help them.

I'm not exactly sure how it works but these illegals need permission from an international body in order to...well, let me tell it to you this way.

I have a friend. She is Catholic. She married a Catholic man. He beat the crap-fire out of her. She gave him quite a few years to quit it. He didn't stop putting the beat-down on her.

She couldn't take it anymore and left him. Against her husband's will she got a civil divorce. But my friend is a woman true to her faith. Which simply means this: The Church said that in their eyes she is still married and they will not grant an annulment unless she can prove there is some official reason for it.

This was not a problem for her as she was soured on men. My friend could not foresee a time when she would entertain the idea of dating, much less get married again. So the Church's specific rules were not causing her any angst.

But time did march on. 

And a kind man did enter the picture who has, for eight years, not stopped her from stewing in her own juices. Finally, after testing him out, she accepted his proposal to marry and a ring of intention was placed on her finger. But, uh-oh. She's still a good Catholic married woman.

At this time my friend has to write a letter to the church and explain why they should grant an annulment. My friend is not a woman who breaks laws. She does not want to live illegally. But if she marries again without the Church signing off on it, then she may be forced to become an — gasp! —  Illegal Congregant.

Given the People's Friendly Pope's attitude toward illegals, you would think the Catholic Church would give my friend, and others like her, permission to 'cross the border' and suffer no ill-effects, but no. Jorge Mario Bergoglio nee Pope Francis is a good Socialist and all Socialist hierarchy, believing they know what is best, always draw the rules so tightly for those they claim are too stupid to know better that there is no room for common sense.

I am not a Catholic and never will be. But I decided to look up the acceptable reasons for why my friend could reasonably be granted an annulment of her marriage. These are listed below. My reading of the list did not show any specific reason that matched my friend's situation, namely "Your spouse beats the crap-fire out of you."

However, after reading over the list carefully, I believe I have found a very good reason my friend can rightly receive an annulment: Fraud.

That's right — Fraud!

My friend was intentionally deceived about the presence or absence of a quality in the other. The reason for this deception was to obtain consent to marriage. In other words, what if he had told her,  "Listen, babe. I intend to beat the crap-fire out of you and then say I'm sorry and ask your forgiveness, and then do it again for years and years. So, will you marry me?" Do  you believe she would have married the man?

So, yes, fraud because I double guar-OH!-damn-tee-ya he sweet-talked her and made big promises about the happy life they would live together. Yes, he made his case so well, she happily walked straight into a hidden trap.

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Grounds for Marriage Annulment in the Catholic Church 

There are very well defined canonical grounds for Marriage Annulment. Once these have been established marriage Annulment can proceed. It is important to understand the grounds for Marriage Annulment before making application, and if in doubt you should consult your local priest.

Insufficient use of reason (Canon 1095, 10) You or your spouse did not know what was happening during the marriage ceremony because of insanity, mental illness, or a lack of consciousness.

Grave lack of discretionary judgment concerning essential matrimonial rights and duties (Canon 1095, 20) You or your spouse was affected by some serious circumstances or factors that made you unable to judge or evaluate either the decision to marry or the ability to create a true marital relationship.

Psychic-natured incapacity to assume marital obligations (Canon 1095, 30)  You or your spouse, at the time of consent, was unable to fulfill the obligations of marriage because of a serious psychological disorder or other condition.

Ignorance about the nature of marriage (Canon 1096, sec. 1) You or your spouse did not know that marriage is a permanent relationship between a man and a woman ordered toward the procreation of offspring by means of some sexual cooperation.

Error of person (Canon 1097, sec. 1) You or your spouse intended to marry a specific individual who was not the individual with whom marriage was celebrated. (For example, mail order brides; otherwise, this rarely occurs in the United States.)

Error about a quality of a person (Canon 1097, sec. 2) You or your spouse intended to marry someone who either possessed or did not possess a certain quality, e.g., social status, marital status, education, religious conviction, freedom from disease, or arrest record. That quality must have been directly and principally intended.

Fraud (Canon 1098) You or your spouse was intentionally deceived about the presence or absence of a quality in the other. The reason for this deception was to obtain consent to marriage.

Total willful exclusion of marriage (Canon 1101, sec. 2) You or your spouse did not intend to contract marriage as the law of the Catholic Church understands marriage. Rather, the ceremony was observed solely as a means of obtaining something other than marriage itself, e.g., to obtain legal status in the country or to legitimize a child.

Willful exclusion of children (Canon 1101, sec. 2) You or your spouse married intending, either explicitly or implicitly, to deny the other's right to sexual acts open to procreation.

Willful exclusion of marital fidelity (Canon 1101, 12) You or your spouse married intending, either explicitly or implicitly, not to remain faithful.

Willful exclusion of marital permanence (Canon 1101, sec. 2) You or your spouse married intending, either explicitly or implicitly, not to create a permanent relationship, retaining an option to divorce.

Future condition (Canon 1102, sec. 2) You or your spouse attached a future condition to your decision to marry, e.g., you will complete your education, your income will be at a certain level, you will remain in this area.

Past condition (Canon 1102, sec. 2)R You or your spouse attached a past condition so your decision to marry and that condition did not exist; e.g., I will marry you provided that you have never been married before, I will marry you provided that you have graduated from college.

Present condition (Canon 1102, sec. 2) You or your spouse attached a present condition to your decision to marry and that condition did not exist, e.g., I will marry you provided you don't have any debt.

Force (Canon 1103) You or your spouse married because of an external physical or moral force that you could not resist.

Fear (1103) You or your spouse chose to marry because of fear that was grave and inescapable and was caused by an outside source. Error regarding marital unity that determined the will (1099) You or your spouse married believing that marriage was not necessarily an exclusive relationship.

Error regarding marital indissolubility that determined the will (Canon 1099) You or your spouse married believing that civil law had the power to dissolve marriage and that remarriage was acceptable after civil divorce.

Error regarding marital sacramental dignity that determined the will (Canon 1099) You and your spouse married believing that marriage is not a religious or sacred relationship but merely a civil contract or arrangement.

Lack of new consent during convalidation (Canons 1157,1160) After your civil marriage, you and your spouse participated in a Catholic ceremony and you or your spouse believed that (1) you were already married, (2) the Catholic ceremony was merely a blessing, and (3) the consent given during. the Catholic ceremony had no real effect.

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Thursday, March 22, 2018

The Pit and The Pendulum: Poor Zuckerberg.

DATELINE — Sometime in March of 2018

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by Angela K. Durden (also known as The Most Brilliant Woman in the World)

Want to bet those "Lawmakers" in the headline are all Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democratic Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies? No? Don't want to take that bet? 

In any case, here we go again dragging Donald "The Hammer" Trump into yet another scandal over voter tampering. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry for laughing so loud, but this is too funny because this time the poo-poo flew all over Mark Zuckerberg. I won't even try to tell the story from the MSM reports because, frankly, they are confused on the whole thing except for one point...

I'm sorry, Dear Reader. What's that you just said?...Hahahahaha! Yes! Yes! Could you repe---...HAHAHAHAHA! Yes, that is the MSM's regular state: Confused! Thank you for calling in to the page. I love it when my readers call in to the page. You guys make the column even better. 

Here's the situation: 

Facebook lost a ton of market share almost overnight. So much so that even Zuckerberg himself is said to have lost $5 billion. It's all make-believe money anyway when it gets to be that much. Why do I say that? Because all Zuckerberg's P-HWPCDLRSFC* friends punished him by dumping their shares, then what did Mark have to show for all his hard work?

What hard work? Oh, let me tell you about that. See, Zuckerberg wants to be the biggest P-HWPCDLRSFC on the planet. So he courted favor with those P-HWPCDLRSFC that are bigger than him by carrying their water.

One way Zuckerberg did this was to avail a certain Democrat running for office — that is, Obama — of Facebook 2012 Election's Opt-In Policy that said whoever opted in gave them permission to access all their Facebook friends.

Carol Davidsen, who ran this marketing campaign for Obama, publicly bragged that enough people opted in (my note: and thereby applying the concept of six degrees of separation) that President Obama now could target everybody in the United States that was on that social media platform. 

That was around 200 million people in 2012. (2018: 230 million.)  

Two thirds of the country, mind you, but only with Facebook's help...

...because the P-HWPCDLRSFC could not have afforded that kind of reach via traditional methods. And Obama won. Brilliant move by the Democrats, according to MSM media. "See the power of social media!" they all crowed.

Then came 2018 when it came to light that Facebook had somehow allowed access to 50 million of their users to receive 2016 pro-Trump messaging.

And now who's a bad boy? Zuckerberg, that's who.

Out of favor! Punished. Hell, fined, to the tune of $5 billion dollars because he was a bad, bad boy. Yes, Zuckerberg missed the toilet and the P-HWPCDLRSFC* beat him and rubbed his nose in it. The P-HWPCDLRSFC are asking Mark to "explain" how his data could be "compromised", that is, how he could allow pro-Trump messaging to get through at all much less to a mere 20% of the users the Obama campaign reached through him. 

Oh, how the sharp blade of the pendulum swings lower and slices slowly. How dare Mark get the big head and think he's one of them? The P-HWPCDLRSFC, MSM flacks, and Wall Street hacks laugh as they put Zuckerberg in his place. 

Still, I'm not worried about it. First of all, Facebook might not admit it, but privately the company is worried about market share shrinking because of user non-engagement. Why do you think the company bought Instagram? That's right, it's because Instagram was poaching Facebook's user base.

But such strategies won't work for long because if you have to buy back your users then aren't you already behind? Too big to fail? No such thing. 

Oh, such fun times to see The P-HWPCDLRSFC turn on one of their own. 

At it again...all for you. 

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