It's Thursday!
Oh man! Mom said that I had to stay
in my crate this morning until I wrote you a letter. Can you believe it? I sure
as heck am not going to spend a lot of time on this one! Well, I have been
prepared for just such an “emergency” with my fill-in-the-blank letter … so
here goes. I’ll just put an “X” in front of my answers and I’ll be done in no
time!
Dear Bailey,
Yesterday was a ___boring,
___exciting, ___wonderful, ___splendid, ___magnificent, _X__messed up day. Well,
it all started when _ X __I woke up, ___I tripped on your Nintendo Switch, ___ Dad
yelled at me, ___Mom yelled at me, ___the sun came up.
Well, anyways, after I woke up, I
___went to the bathroom, __ X _tripped on your Nintendo Switch and broke it, ___thought about
chasing squirrels. Then I ___ ate, ___ chewed on my tail, ___ chased Jackie, __ X _ got the Chick
Fil A Cowie.
It was then getting to be _ X __ naptime, ___
lunchtime, ___ midnight so I ___went to my crate, _ X __ jumped on the
couch. When I got there, I found out that _ X __ Mom was already there, ___ no one
else was there,
But things got better. Instead of
napping, I ___ chased Jackie ___ tried to fix your Nintendo Switch, __ X _ chewed Cowie’s
tail (du-uh!). Anyways, later on, I
___ate lunch, ___ate a doggie snack, ___ napped in my crate, _ X __found $10 you
dropped on the floor (I guess). With all that loot, I decided to spend it on ___V bucks, ___ bones, _ X __ bacon.
You’re probably wondering about the
weather. Well, yesterday it was ___sunny, ___ X __ raining all day, ___cloudy,
___sort of cold, ___better than at your camp!
Well, that’s about it. When I think
of you, I think about ___how much I miss you, ___how much I don’t like writing
letters, _ X __how much fun you must be having.
Love,
___Your favorite dog, ___your very
best dog, _ X __ Cowie Stealer.
