It's pussy-hat season again, y'all.

At it again...all for you. 

by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Citizen Journalist.  Novelist. Author of other stuff. 

Business writer.  Songwriter.  Protecting creator's copyrights. 

You'd think they'd learn, wouldn't you? But #CrunkNewsNetwork and agony sisters FLOTSAM** are riling the P-HWPCDLRSFC* again with outlandish stories of Donald "The Hammer" Trump and how he caved to Vladimir Vladimirovich "Damn don't I look good riding a horse shirtless" Putin. 

That's right. According to the #CrunkNewsNetwork and FLOTSAM, it is time for all the good P-HWPCDLRSFC to break out their pussy hats — in all the colors of politically correct inclusion, of course — and accuse "The Hammer" of being a male-member sucking, Russian-butt kissing, oafish hater-bully while crying in their Party Apparatchik-approved, low-foam, low-fat latté from Starbucks.

And why did #CrunkNewsNetwork and FLOTSAM say all that? Because "The Hammer" is doing what "The Hammer" does, that is, speaking plainly about what is really happening back home while making nice with hosts in other countries as he speaks plainly. Oh, yes, those hosts are thinking, "Damn. I ain't gonna mess with that." 

In the meantime, the P-HWPCDLRSFC read headlines.

"OOOOO. Bad form, O! Great Orange One," say headlines in one fashion after another. "No president has ever acted like that before! The sky is falling! Pushover! Deeply troubled. Disgraceful. Impeach NOW! Impale his great orange, blow-hard head on a pike!"

Thus the P-HWPCDLRSFC*, acolytes of the mainstream media, believe the headlines and immediately start preaching their message of doom: "We MUST do what the MSM says to the Great Orange One before we all DIE!"

Lawzuh merzee. These acolytes of purveyors of drivel are the same people whose children, cats, and dogs rule the roost. And that, boys and girls, is all you need to know about the validity of their opinions and their memory because, as anybody who's been keeping up with the real stories knows, it was the Smartest Woman in the Room — that is, Ol' Hill — and other Deep State Actors who sold out the interests of the people they said they served and is the real reason "The Hammer" has been having to go around the world and fix it.

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* P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies
** FLOTSAM: For Liberal Opinion That is Serious and Actually Matters