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Experts recommendations are in every online news outlet’s
lineup of hot stories of the day.
A really big one I saw the other day was “Books you MUST read in each decade of your
life.”
Who chose those books to put on the list? Who chose the picture of
the Bearded Urban Mountain Man reading a book in the sunset perched atop a
crag? Who thought to even pose such a picture and sell it in the first place?
Do experts even think of the logistics of adhering to their
commands? NO. THEY. DO. NOT.
They just make the list and tell us to follow it. They
assume we’ll print out the list and carry it around with us for the rest of our
lives.
Experts have said to keep in your fridge or freezer:
- Flower bulbs. Dig them up in the Fall, put them in the fridge, plant them in the Spring.
- Clothes that need ironing. That’s right. Take them out of the dryer before they are dry, put in a plastic bag, and put in the fridge until…get this, mind you…until you can iron them.
- Apple cider vinegar mixed in water: must drink it every day.
- Batteries, nail polish, fresh cut flowers, candles, glue
- Sunscreen, all cosmetics, eye cream, beauty oils
- Hard-to-clean laundry, sweaters, pantyhose, unwashed jeans
- Bedding and accidentally sealed envelopes
- Wooden antiques
- Seeds
Are these experts hired by refrigerator manufacturers?
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