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Angela: Yeah, the jokes are always on her.
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The Most Funniest Woman in the World
Hey, what do you call an underwater fart?
A depth charge!
Hahahahahahahaha. Yeah, that's the sort of thing I come up with when hanging out all day long while shootin' the Hooch in Helen, Georgia, with a kid who laughs too easy and thinks I'm just hilariously funny.
Her opinion is not wrong and I prefer to think of this child as one who has great discernment as opposed to her mother who, when I made jokes to her when she was growing up, simply wrinkled her nose and said, "MOM! Ewwww."
I tried to explain to my daughter that whole books [see below] have been written about farting, but that did not impress her. Thank goodness her daughter has more refined sensibilities and can laugh at God's little joke on mankind. Oh, yeah. God loves farts. Every time a fart is cut loose, God must giggle.
We know this because, being made in His image, well, who doesn't giggle when the wind is loosed? Everybody giggles...except teenage girls with bad attitudes who do not like their mother's jokes — but they don't count.
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| Internet search screenshot showing only a few of the books about God's little joke on mankind. |
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