Tuesday, January 14, 2020

The Elephant In The Room — Harry: the Faux Royal.


At it again...all for you.


by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World
Business writer.  Songwriter.  Protecting creator's copyrights. 

Harry and Meghan are leading the pack of liberal wokeness these days and aren't we all just the better for it? Of course we are...if we believe them. I wish I could be as woke. Sure I do. Then maybe Elton John and George Clooney and Justin Trudeau would jet me around the world from one climate change diatribe to another where I could lecture the huddled masses on how racist they are for not liking me. 

Hang on. That won't work because I'm white and racism is only a one way street, right? Anyway. Moving on. 

Everybody is missing the elephant in the room. Everybody is whining that Harry is treating Grandma so badly when The Queen is not his grandmother...not by blood, anyway. Do you not remember that Diana uploaded Harry the good old-fashioned way — on the other side of the sheets? Harry is no more of the royal line than I am. He simply had the good fortune to have a mother who was married to a royal when she got knocked up by a hottie servant. 

Loike millions 'round the world, I watched Diana marry Charles. I didn't Kettle and Hob the bloomin' weddin' 'cause I was dreamin' that wahn day I too might marry meself a prince. Nah sir. I watched ter clock the bloomin' pomp.

And what a show it was. Then Diana proceeded to become The People's Princess and air private laundry to make a name for herself. Harry is the bleedin' nut that didn't fall far from that tree. He fit right in with the royals until he met one of his own kind and then it was all over except the privileged lecturing.

Sumantra Maitra nailed it when he said about Harry:  "Due to its symbolic and apolitical nature, British aristocracy are not supposed to publicly espouse political opinions, much less actively lecture people about mental health, toxic masculinity, or climate change. They are supposed to go to war, open hospitals, and silently take part in charitable causes. Duty, stoicism, propriety, and patriotism are supposed to be the four cornerstones of nobility. Unfortunately, Harry has too much of Princess Diana in him..."

Piers Morgan was brilliantly scalding when he said about Harry and Meghan: "By crying ‘RACISTS!’ in the face of perfectly legitimate criticism, this petulant duo has made a mockery of true victims of racism. Shame on them, and all those who promote this grotesquely false smear."



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