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| Angela the Curmudgeon |
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World
Oh, Whoopi. Stop it. Just stop it.
I know your show isn't doing good in the ratings and that is why you invited Judge Pirro to be on the show. Sandbagging is always good for ratings. But honey, sweetie, bless your little ol' heart, your victory today was Pyrrhic.
In case you aren't familiar with the term, please click the link above to learn all about the history of the phrase. Suffice it to say that what you did today will be bad for you in the long run because you hurt yourself more than you hurt anybody else.
The audience today erupted into cheers when you ran Pirro offstage, though the case could be made that they were either mindless or scared. And yes, you did a fine job of being all mad and stuff, and dropping the f* bomb backstage and so forth, but let me explain what you did to me and how I cannot forgive you for it.
See, here's the thing. Folks have been saying negative things about you for over two years and you want to know what I've been doing? I've been saying, "Yes, yes, yes, her show The View is silly, but I believe Whoopi to be a fine actress and I have really enjoyed her in several of her movies and look forward to another." After which folks then say, "Yes, she is a fine actress."
I stepped up for you, dear child. And you go and act like the crazy aunt in the family. I can't take up for you any longer and it is all your fault.
You ran me off good and proper, and you ran me off for good. I no longer can bear to even watch you in your old movies. It's over because as I watch them now all I can see are hints of the coming crazy.
Whoopi, some folks would say that curmudgeon looks better on me (see above) than it does on you. What do you think?
I know your show isn't doing good in the ratings and that is why you invited Judge Pirro to be on the show. Sandbagging is always good for ratings. But honey, sweetie, bless your little ol' heart, your victory today was Pyrrhic.
In case you aren't familiar with the term, please click the link above to learn all about the history of the phrase. Suffice it to say that what you did today will be bad for you in the long run because you hurt yourself more than you hurt anybody else.
The audience today erupted into cheers when you ran Pirro offstage, though the case could be made that they were either mindless or scared. And yes, you did a fine job of being all mad and stuff, and dropping the f* bomb backstage and so forth, but let me explain what you did to me and how I cannot forgive you for it.
See, here's the thing. Folks have been saying negative things about you for over two years and you want to know what I've been doing? I've been saying, "Yes, yes, yes, her show The View is silly, but I believe Whoopi to be a fine actress and I have really enjoyed her in several of her movies and look forward to another." After which folks then say, "Yes, she is a fine actress."
I stepped up for you, dear child. And you go and act like the crazy aunt in the family. I can't take up for you any longer and it is all your fault.
You ran me off good and proper, and you ran me off for good. I no longer can bear to even watch you in your old movies. It's over because as I watch them now all I can see are hints of the coming crazy.
Whoopi, some folks would say that curmudgeon looks better on me (see above) than it does on you. What do you think?
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| Whoopi the Curmudgeon. |
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