Talk about a media non-event setup.

by Angela K. Durden 

Okay. So now the fa...errrr...plus-size Instagram model — I'm sorry, I must digress here: What in the hell is a Plus-Size Instagram model and how does she get 125K followers? — gets on a plane and, thank goodness for her career, manages to sit next to a fellow who is texting a friend witty-yet-icky insults about the fa...errrrr...plus-size Instagram model-slash-witchy woman [PSIM-S-WW] who just sat next to him.

Of course, the PSIM-S-WW knows all this because...oh, that's right...she's looking at his private texts on his personal phone.

But of course, as she looks at his phone, disrespecting his privacy, she's egging him on with typical feminist comments while filming the whole thing with her own phone.

Then she manages to get the Los Angeles CBS affiliate to run the story and it "goes viral." Ha.
Anyway, sooooo....

Methinks this is an entire setup. 

I think she knows this guy. I think the guy likes fa...errrrr...plus-size Instagram models-slash-witchy women types, and falls completely under their spell, thus he has allowed himself to be talked into doing this stupid media stunt.

I bet the guy is a vegan feminist actor. Well, the story did run in L.A.

Of course, this fa...errrrr...PSIM-S-WW is from Texas.
I can believe that.
Everything's bigger in Texas, right?