You Know the Tune: If I Had a Hammer (The Terrorist Version)

By Angela Durden

If I Had a Hammer (Parody)

Be sure to watch the video at the 
end about real heroes against terrorists.

If I had a hammer

I’d hammer on your head

I’m hammer till it’s red

All over this land

I’d hammer out your brains

I’m hammer out your eyes

I’d hammer out hate between

My brothers and infidels

All over this land, uh

If I could send you to hell

I’d send you in the morning

I’d send you in the evening

All over this land

I’d signal I’m danger

I’d signal out a warning

I’d signal out hate between

My brothers and infidels

All over this land, oh.

If I had a bomb

I’d blow it in the morning

I’d blow it in the evening

All over this land

I’d blow up your children

I’d blow up your trannies

I’d blow up hate between

My brothers and infidels

All over this land, oh

Well, I’ve got a hammer

And I’ll send you to hell

And I’ve got a bomb to blow

All over this land

It’s the hammer of jihad

It's the hell of slavery

It’s the bomb of hate between

My brothers and infidels

All over this land

It’s the hammer of jihad

It's the hell of slavery

It’s the bomb of hate between

My brothers and infidels

All over this land

With sincere apologies to Songwriters: Lee Hays / Pete Seeger

If I Had a Hammer lyrics © T.R.O. Inc.

Parody Lyrics Angela K. Durden © 2017

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