Friday, February 24, 2017

Beware Trump! Witches Are Gonna HooDoo You #MagicResistance #WandsUpWitches

by Kim D.

Tonight, February 24th, at midnight, witches will gather for the first attempt to "bind Donald Trump and all those who abet him." This ritual is scheduled at midnight on "every waning crescent moon" until Trump is president no more (expect this to last at least 4 years). The more people who join in on the fun, the more powerful the spell will be, so all covens and solitary witches are asked to participate, live if possible on Facebook, Twitter, etc. 


If you've got magical skills and are interested in binding Trump, here's what you will need:

  • nasty photo of Donald Trump
  • a tower tarot card (which represents Trump tower)
  • the stub of an orange candle 
  • pin or small nail
  • white candle
  • small bowl of water
  • small bowl of salt
  • a feather
  • a lighter
  • an ashtray
The "hoodoo" sounds pretty simple. First write "Donald J. Trump" on the orange candle with the pin (or nail) then arrange all the other stuff in a quaint circle in front of you. Lean the tower card on something vertically then say a protection prayer to invoke a blessing from your spirit or deity of preference. 

Then begin the ritual which can be found HERE

If you've got no magical skills and would rather help make America great again, the tags #MagicResistance, #BindTrump, #SorcerousSolidarity, and #WandsUpWitches may provide trolling entertainment, especially when the crescent moon wanes.

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