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| As you can see from my curmedgeon face (courtesy of Snapchat), I am engaging in free speech that should show quite clearly my opinion of disruptors of free speech. |
In October of 2017, the University of Wisconsin took a bold stand. They decided that free speech was something that should be respected on their campus.
Anybody — including P-HWPCDLRSFC* — who messes with free speech can expect to feel the consequences. That's right. Twice engage in violence or other disruptive conduct that disallows free speech and you can plan on getting your little protesting butt suspended. Do it three times and, as they say in baseball, you're outta here!
Of course, that completely displeased state public school Superintendent Tony Evers who is a P-HWPCDLRSFC if I ever saw one. Seems he thinks such policies allowing everybody to have a voice by punishing those who use violence to keep everybody from having an opportunity to speak "will chill and suppress free speech on this campus and all campuses."
Of course Evers thinks that. He's a P-HWPCDLRSFC!
What's even more humorous — and made this curmudgeon chuckle let me tell you! — was that other P-HWPCDLRSFC weighed in with a beaut of a whine. Seems they want a policy that will clearly delineate what is considered disruptive. That's right, y'all. Spell. It. Out.
Oh, you know they will want language in there that will define disruption solely from the P-HWPCDLRSFC POV.
Maybe they want an official policy statement that goes something like this:
Anyone (especially Straight White Male suppressors and their colonist girlfriends who do yoga with the wrong attitude) who disagrees with, attempts to disagree with, even looks like they want to disagree with anybody that —
- wears a pussy-hat
- carry signs that say anything like the following: "What happened?", "Feel the Bern", and "F**K TRUMP!"
- shows pro P-HWPCDLRSFC messaging anywhere on their skin via paint or magic marker or permanent ink delivered via the tattooing method
- shows pro P-HWPCDLRSFC messaging anywhere on their body via clothing, including panties
- is or could be LGBTQ et al
- is Proudly Brown, African-American, or Native American
- claims to be Proudly Brown, African-American, or Native American whether their skin color, manner of dress, or birth certificate says anything to the contrary
- is a machinist (ex: married to a computer)
- screams and jumps around like a snake bit them while being in a naked state
- screams and jumps around like a snake bit them while being in a clothed state
- swings a club, baseball bat, or other heavy object
- throws a Molotov cocktail
- acts together in peaceful harmony with others of the above descriptions to turn over vehicles
- includes other actions or types of genders and persuasions that we, the P-HWPCDLRSFC, are free to and shall name at a later date when it suits our purposes and is expedient in getting rid of those who disagree with us
will be dismissed from the campus the very first time they speak against an innocent P-HWPCDLRSFC who only has the best interests at heart of those they want to see expelled and who, by their very actions, show they are a lover of free speech and do not want to see a chill on the campus that shuts down free speech.
You think I jest?
I guarantee that's what it would look like. Look. Just like I know pornography when I see it and can tell the difference between it and art, I know free speech from free-speech disruption. I'm betting you do, too.
* P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies
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