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| At it again...all for you. |
I write this letter with a heavy heart. It is not every day I must tell a man these things. Let me explain.
I might look young(-ish) but I admit that I am on the downward slope to old age. Then again, aren't we all on the downward slope to death as soon as Mama's egg shakes hands with Daddy's sperm? Yes, indeed, so maybe this is not the best reason I must tell you what I must.
Nevertheless, compared to when I was a mere child, I have not nearly as many hours left to me as I would like.
Which brings me to why I must tell you that I will have to force myself not to listen to your shows or podcasts anymore.
Yes, you've been on the air for 30 years and kudos to you for it. Tough job being the voice for those who have common sense, love freedom, and otherwise are good citizens who do not invoke the whole P-HWPCLDRSFC* mindset nor pay any attention to the FLOTSAM*.
While I have not been able to listen every day to your show, what I have found is that when I do listen, and it is often, three hours with you goes like thirty minutes for other shows.
That means that time speeds up when I listen to you and each time I listen to a three-hour segment I am one-hundred and fifty minutes closer to death but I've not had time to accomplish three hours worth of doing during the same show period.
I don't want to die too early. So, Rush, other than quitting your show, what am I to do?
Your input into this most grave matter is eagerly awaited. Maybe I'm all wrong in my understanding of the whole time/space/death differential thingy.
Sincerely,
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World
* P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies
** FLOTSAM means For Liberal Opinion That is Serious and Actually Matters
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