"California DMV worker slept on the job for three years, audit says."

At it again...all for you.

by Angela K. Durden
The Most Brilliant Woman in the World

Citizen Journalist.  Novelist. Author of other stuff. 

Business writer.  Songwriter.  Protecting creator's copyrights. 

The above title of this column is the actual headline and directly quoted by your Citizen Journalist from The Sacramento Bee.

I find it ironic — is it ironic I find this or just plain funny? Let me think on that a minute or two whilst I get myself a cuppa. Be right back.

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... I am back and have made my conclusion.

I find it both ironic and funny that a self-professed Socialist state here in the U.S. — one which prides itself on, and claims inclusion of everybody — have set up an Auditing Department for government workers in that Socialist state and are complaining about a woman who needs her sleep. 

Besides, everybody in the world knows, and it is a given, that workers for socialist, authoritarian, dictatorship, and communist governments have as their first operational rule: Stick it to the man and try to get away with it as long as possible.

Does nobody remember the phone in the hospital alcove in "The Russia House"? No? Well, damn. So let me tell you about it. See, there was this phone in a hospital that seems the Commie Russkis had forgotten all about. So folks never told the gubment about it so that they could use the phone to make free long-distance phone calls. The phone figured prominently in several scenes of daring-do spy drama. But let's get back to that other Socialist State. 

And what of the poor little DMV worker who slept three hours a day? She even brought a doctor's excuse and they still included her in the Audit of Socialist Government Workers Gone Wild.

The article also included others who were "Sticking it to the man" like a fire chief who had two of his guys build him a tiki hut party room at the back of a house he rented from the State. The chief did not get building permits and so the State tore it down. And a woman who had a friend hire her for a second job for which she was overqualified. This one was confusing because supposedly she showed up for the second job but got other people to do her first job. I don't know. Leave it to the gubment's Department of Audit of Socialist Government Workers Gone Wild to not tell us the whole story. 

Speaking of Russians and General Patton's version of detenté, here is a video you might like:

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