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Want to bet those "Lawmakers" in the headline are all Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democratic Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies? No? Don't want to take that bet?
In any case, here we go again dragging Donald "The Hammer" Trump into yet another scandal over voter tampering. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry for laughing so loud, but this is too funny because this time the poo-poo flew all over Mark Zuckerberg. I won't even try to tell the story from the MSM reports because, frankly, they are confused on the whole thing except for one point...
I'm sorry, Dear Reader. What's that you just said?...Hahahahaha! Yes! Yes! Could you repe---...HAHAHAHAHA! Yes, that is the MSM's regular state: Confused! Thank you for calling in to the page. I love it when my readers call in to the page. You guys make the column even better.
Here's the situation:
Facebook lost a ton of market share almost overnight. So much so that even Zuckerberg himself is said to have lost $5 billion. It's all make-believe money anyway when it gets to be that much. Why do I say that? Because all Zuckerberg's P-HWPCDLRSFC* friends punished him by dumping their shares, then what did Mark have to show for all his hard work?
What hard work? Oh, let me tell you about that. See, Zuckerberg wants to be the biggest P-HWPCDLRSFC on the planet. So he courted favor with those P-HWPCDLRSFC that are bigger than him by carrying their water.
One way Zuckerberg did this was to avail a certain Democrat running for office — that is, Obama — of Facebook 2012 Election's Opt-In Policy that said whoever opted in gave them permission to access all their Facebook friends.
Carol Davidsen, who ran this marketing campaign for Obama, publicly bragged that enough people opted in (my note: and thereby applying the concept of six degrees of separation) that President Obama now could target everybody in the United States that was on that social media platform.
That was around 200 million people in 2012. (2018: 230 million.)
Two thirds of the country, mind you, but only with Facebook's help...
...because the P-HWPCDLRSFC could not have afforded that kind of reach via traditional methods. And Obama won. Brilliant move by the Democrats, according to MSM media. "See the power of social media!" they all crowed.
Then came 2018 when it came to light that Facebook had somehow allowed access to 50 million of their users to receive 2016 pro-Trump messaging.
And now who's a bad boy? Zuckerberg, that's who.
Out of favor! Punished. Hell, fined, to the tune of $5 billion dollars because he was a bad, bad boy. Yes, Zuckerberg missed the toilet and the P-HWPCDLRSFC* beat him and rubbed his nose in it. The P-HWPCDLRSFC are asking Mark to "explain" how his data could be "compromised", that is, how he could allow pro-Trump messaging to get through at all much less to a mere 20% of the users the Obama campaign reached through him.
Oh, how the sharp blade of the pendulum swings lower and slices slowly. How dare Mark get the big head and think he's one of them? The P-HWPCDLRSFC, MSM flacks, and Wall Street hacks laugh as they put Zuckerberg in his place.
Still, I'm not worried about it. First of all, Facebook might not admit it, but privately the company is worried about market share shrinking because of user non-engagement. Why do you think the company bought Instagram? That's right, it's because Instagram was poaching Facebook's user base.
But such strategies won't work for long because if you have to buy back your users then aren't you already behind? Too big to fail? No such thing.
Oh, such fun times to see The P-HWPCDLRSFC turn on one of their own.
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| At it again...all for you. |
* P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies
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