by Angela K. DurdenA map of the most distinctive causes of death in the US by state according to the Centers for Disease Control is most enlightening. Naturally, as I am born and bred and live in Georgia, my home state was the first I looked at.
Georgia is the only state in the Union marked with a big R and whose entire state is in red. It seems that we Georgians are unique. I could've told you that. We are so unique that even what kills us is so distinctive it cannot be classified anywhere by anybody.
The only state in the Union to have massive deaths by prostates gone wild, California, cannot claim to be as unique as Georgia because Hyperplasia of Prostate can be named and classified. So take that, California! Hey, maybe that's why so many from Cali are moving to The Big GA: They are tired of fitting in with all those same-o-same-o folks, or what I have taken to calling, the P-HWPCDLRSFCs*.
* P-HWPCDLRSFC is Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal RINO Socialist Fascist Commies
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