Hump Day Quickie: Pun intended?

by Angela K. Durden
Technology inventor protecting creator's copyrights. Business writer, novelist, songwriter, and Citizen Journalist.

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida. They agree to meet every ten years and play golf.

At age 30, they finish their round of golf and decide where to go for lunch.


“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got the broads with the big racks, tight shorts, and the legs…”
“SuhWEET!

Ten years later at age 40 they play.

“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”
“Great.”


Ten years later at age 50 they play.

“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“The food is pretty good and there is plenty of free parking.”
“Oh, yeaaah. OK.”


At age 60 they play.

“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Wings are half price.”
“Alright!”

At age 70 they play.

“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have 6 handicapped parking spaces right by the front door.”
"Nice!”

At age 80 they play. 

“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“We’ve never been there before.”
"I've always liked trying something new."

You may thank Awesome Cousin Number One for sending me this joke.