Durden Issues Trigger Warning for Perpetually Offended

by Angela K. Durden
Technology inventor protecting creator's copyrights. Business writer, novelist, songwriter, and Citizen Journalist.

Pussy-Hat Wearing Politically Correct Democrat Liberal Rino Socialist Fascist Commies (or P-HWPCDLRSFC, for short), will soon be issued a Trigger Warning on the cover of Angela K. Durden's next three books.

Yes, ladies and germs, since the P-HWPCDLRSFC love Trigger Warnings so much, and your friendly Citizen Journalist aims to please, I will be doing just that in three books of long-form humor to be released consecutively starting in 2018.

By "long-form" I mean writing that has more than one paragraph, may or may not include a joke-setup-punchline per se but will still make you smile, think, and laugh out loud — unless you don't have the energy, then you will LALOTI*, but to the writer even LALOTI is a win.

Here are the books' covers in development now. Interiors are being edited and designed, too.

Based on columns I've written here on Righting on the Wall, along with material I've written for other outlets, the sections will include:

1. Getting Political (But not how you think.)
2. Tech-no-RAM-o, or Up Yours, Citizen. 01010000 01110010 01101111 01110100 01100101 01110011 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01110100 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 01101001 01110000 01110101 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110011 01110011 01100101 01110011
3. #CrunkNewsNetwork and Other Fake News 
4. The Psychosis of Political Correctness
5. Opinion, Still Varied
6. and Other People

Some are updated with UPDATES. I've also written new material by way of introductions to the books. Can you say "over the top fun"?

The books' titles are, in order of release:

1. Dancing at the Waffle House — and other stories Neal Boortz wishes he had told.
2. Nagging Women and Clueless Men — and other stories Rush Limbaugh wishes he had the guts to tell.
3. Mind your manners. Comprende? — and other stories Sean hannity should have on his really big show. 

*LALOTI: Laugh a little on the inside.