Thursday, November 9, 2017

Jesus is turning over in His grave...oh...wait...He's resurrected.

by Angela K. Durden
Technology inventor protecting creator's copyrights. Business writer, novelist, songwriter, and Citizen Journalist.

Jorge Mario Bergoglio is at it again. Now that Pope Francis has his dream job of being leader of all Catholics in the world, why, he is making sure you can only dance with the one who brung ya — and that date is The Church, approved and sanctioned and loved by terrorists everywhere. 

I hate being right all the time, but what can I do? When Jorge was hired as pope, I said, "The man is a fake and a fraud, but he will play well on the little screen." Now, did I know the man before I heard of him moving up the ranks in the Catholic Church? I did not.

But just like I said Susan Smith killed her children and called her tears crocodile at her first news conference. And just like I said Scott Peterson killed his wife and unborn child the first time I clapped eyes on his pretty face trying so hard to convince Diane Sawyer he didn't do it. And just like I said about Bills Cosby and Clinton that they hate women and I wouldn't want to be alone with either of them.

Yes, just like them and others whose creepy evil I see long before others do, and when I say they are evil and am told I'm a nut, who was right about Jorge the first time she saw him? That's right.

That would be me, your Citizen Journalist. 

And here we have more proof that the guy hired for his warm and fuzzy "ain't I a sweet old man" public outreach skills is actually a mouthpiece for terrorists, otherwise known as the Politically Correct Liberal Democrat RINO Socialist Fascist Commies.

Oh, intones Jorge, the biggest threat we have is climate change.
Solution: A one-world government, of course. 

Oh me oh my, says Jorge, it's best not to think for yourself.
Solution: Let all the smart people in the one-world government do yer thinking.

Oh, warns Jorge, it is dangerous and wrong to have an immediate relationship with Jesus and is strictly verboten.
Solution: Come to church and we'll tell Jesus what you want, and Jesus wants a one-world government. (See the video below...if you can stomach it.)





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