Monday, August 7, 2017

Planned Parenthood should take a lesson: Swedish Crepes and a "Lady" Server at the IHOP

by Angela K. Durden
Technology inventor protecting creator's copyrights. Business writer, novelist, songwriter, and Citizen Journalist.

Planned Parenthood pushes radical agenda as if we're all stupid. After getting caught with their hands in the "baby parts for sale" till, they have the gall to release guidelines on how to talk to your child so they can determine their own sex.

Granted, super-sensitive Democratic Socialist Progressives need these guidelines, but the rest of us don't. Here's how most folks handle these situations.

I once went into an IHOP (International House of Pancakes) and was waited on by a person who physically looked like a man but who walked like a woman (the hip swing was to die for) and who was dressed as a woman down to the earrings, makeup including a killer lipstick shade, and hairstyle.

Even his voice was manly, though his inflection was purely female. He was not faking it. His mind and his genes were female. His body just came out with other parts. Purely a mechanical issue but one that could not get fixed unless one has a lot of money which he clearly did not have and wasn't about to get on his IHOP tips.

It was around 3:00 AM, and I couldn't sleep, so I took my computer and did some editing over some coffee and Swedish Crepes. Man oh man, they were good.

I was the only customer at this time and so got a front row seat to a loud conversation between my "lady" server and a male server and a male cook.

The only thing I remember from that conversation is what my server said about his situation and how his family and friends handled it:

Look, my mama knowed I was a lady. My daddy knowed I was a lady. My friends knowed I was a lady. But I din't knowed I was a lady. Everybody knowed I was a lady before I knowed I was a lady. But now I knows I a lady. Snap!

 See? Family and friends handled it just fine. They aren't stupid. They were loving and kind. And me? Like a well-mannered stranger should, I edited, ate, paid my bill, and left. I didn't stare. I didn't ask questions. I didn't frown.

And that, Planned Parenthood, is how the vast majority of folks handle the situation.

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