Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Making School Lunch Great Again #MSLGA

by Kim D.

Donald Trump has announced that school lunch shall suck no more. And  . . . poof . . . Michelle Obama's legacy, along with her vegetable garden, is gone . . . hopefully. Let me take you back to the dark and tasteless days of the Obama administration when FLOTUS Michelle and her food Nazis claimed:
Four years ago, the Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act was passed to update school nutrition standards and require more fruits, vegetables, whole grains, lean protein, and low-fat dairy as part of school meals. Thanks to the hard work of school chefs and food service workers across the country, 90 percent of schools are now meeting these modern nutrition standards, and new research shows that the majority of students like the new, healthier lunches.
This was merely wishful propaganda because, in actuality, Moochie's new and improved lunches were being tossed in the trashcan. Flashback to some tweets that revealed how students rated school-lunch choices:
Oh, Sabrina . . . your challenge would have been epic, but remember . . .
 . . . and in the end, FLOTUS would probably just tell you to eat turnips.

No comments:

Post a Comment