Making School Lunch Great Again #MSLGA

by Kim D.

Donald Trump has announced that school lunch shall suck no more. And  . . . poof . . . Michelle Obama's legacy, along with her vegetable garden, is gone . . . hopefully. Let me take you back to the dark and tasteless days of the Obama administration when FLOTUS Michelle and her food Nazis claimed:

Four years ago, the Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act was passed to update school nutrition standards and require more fruits, vegetables, whole grains, lean protein, and low-fat dairy as part of school meals. Thanks to the hard work of school chefs and food service workers across the country, 90 percent of schools are now meeting these modern nutrition standards, and new research shows that the majority of students like the new, healthier lunches.

This was merely wishful propaganda because, in actuality, Moochie's new and improved lunches were being tossed in the trashcan. Flashback to some tweets that revealed how students rated school-lunch choices:

@MichelleObama LOOK WHAT YOU'RE PUTTING US THROUGH. GIVE US BACK OUR NACHO CHEESE #shreddedcheese? #thestruggleisreal pic.twitter.com/wEeYnkhWD6
— Rir. (@lilly_groth) August 25, 2014

With my nig @ChrisB1995 . Bro just ate moldy bread from our college cafeteria.Ty Michelle Obama for the great food. pic.twitter.com/0kN43dyCh5
— Patrick D Bielecki (@BieleckiPatrick) August 27, 2014

A bag of milk... Thank you Michelle Obama pic.twitter.com/22udbcAtWS
— Ryan O'Neal (@Ryan__ONeal) August 25, 2014

Dear Michelle Obama, reduced fat and 1/4 full of chips thank you. pic.twitter.com/dznHskvWiH
— Payton (@itsptown) August 20, 2014

When Michelle Obama takes away chickfila from your school pic.twitter.com/Zhkp6PY6ey
— JC☮ (@voidjessica) August 20, 2014

Most depressing sandwich I've ever had. Fuck you @MichelleObama pic.twitter.com/UXmv097DPO
— SkyEler (@skyelervogt) August 21, 2014

Are you happy now Michelle Obama? What the fuck even is this shit? @FLOTUS pic.twitter.com/RAhhgflFb1
— Mary Malinowski (@maarebear) June 3, 2014

Thanks to @MichelleObama, Lunch has turned into another class. We learn how to survive on grass and gluten-free fries #BringBackOurSnacks
— Alex Bozman (@BozTheKid) August 28, 2014

I'd like to challenge @MichelleObama to the school lunch challenge. You have 24 hrs.
— sabrina ☀ (@s_a_b_r_a_i_n_y) August 30, 2014

Oh, Sabrina . . . your challenge would have been epic, but remember . . .

Burgers and fries for me but not for thee. #BringBackOurSnacks pic.twitter.com/FaeEJ20B3H
— Lloyd Christmis (@LloydChristmis) August 28, 2014

 . . . and in the end, FLOTUS would probably just tell you to eat turnips.