Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Michael Moore has 11 ideas to defeat Trump

by Kim D.

According to Michael Moore, if we follow his plan, Trump is "toast."

  1. Call Congress daily to bitch and moan.
  2. Harass Congressmen and Senators monthly - visit local offices.
  3. Create a personal rapid response team (5-20 members available at a moment's notice to protest).
  4. Join every lefty organization you can (Planned Parenthood, BLM, Democratic Socialists of America, etc).
  5. If you are a woman, march! Every day cuz vagina.
  6. Take over the Democrat party - again.
  7. Help form blue resistance regions  - any heavily blue area which will counter Trump policies - basically NY and CA.
  8. YOU must run for office - but only if you agree with Michael Moore and have done steps 1-7.
  9. Become the media - take to Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and rant 24/7.
  10. Join the Army of Comedy to mock Trump daily - but only if you can be as brilliant as SNL and Samantha Bee.
  11. Eat more donuts (okay, I added this one for fun because you know Mikey was eating a fistful while writing his though-provoking plan).
Moore already has some brain-dead sycophants willing to sign on . . . 


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