Don't Cry For Me, Trump Or Mother Russia

By Ecklebob Chiselfritz

I look forward to the day when all of Americas democrats regardless of their race, creed, gender, STD and/or balance on their Food Stamp cards will find it in their hearts to hold hands and forgive Russia for abandoning Communism.

Call me a starry eyed dreamer.

Just don't call me late to Happy Hour.