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| FULL DISCLOSURE: ONLY SOME OF THESE WERE DIRECTLY SPANKED BY “THE HAMMER”. OTHERS HEARD FROM THEIR BOSSES AND COLLEAGUES. |
A friend sent me a few links about electoral college members receiving threats to change their vote to Mizz Hill. I read them. Then I asked myself the question, “Has this happened before?” The answer was yes, and it happens just about every election cycle. Another fact: Faithless electors have never changed the outcome of an election. In other words, we’ve got a tempest in a teacup here, move along, nothing to see here, folks. Which is why I’m going to a different topic. (There’s a reward at the end. So make sure you read all the way.)
Yes, the top Doms and Dominatrices of the Media Elite were invited to an off-the-record meeting with Donald “The Hammer” Trump. They thought they were there to let their client know how to play the game. But “The Hammer” spanked them instead. “Oh, he’s such a meanie!” they wailed. “Doesn’t he understand how the game is played? We spank. He’s supposed to beg for mercy.” “The Hammer” never asks for mercy…unless…
…unless he’s getting ready to punk somebody.
Look, “The Hammer” is 70 years old. He’s at the age that, if he wasn’t The Donald and spending his time spanking the media, why he’d be walking the beach wearing Jesus sandals, mismatched tube socks, a wife-beater t-shirt, and a white thong showing of his junk while sipping on a prune juice smoothie. And here’s your reward: Kenny Chesney singing about a man going Coastal.
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