You may have lost
interest in our petty and tiresome presidential campaign long ago, but in
Russia they seem to be paying attention. If statements from certain parties are
to be believed, we are living a replay of the 1962 Cuban missile crisis, minus
the PSAs urging you to tune to 640 or 1240 on the AM radio dial should A-bombs
start falling.
Listen to
Vladimir Zhirinovsky, a veteran Russian lawmaker: “Relations
between Russia and the United States can’t get any worse. The only way they can
get worse is if a war starts. Americans voting for president on Nov. 8 must
realize that they are voting for peace on Planet Earth if they vote for Trump.
But if they vote for Hillary, it’s war. It will be a short movie. There will be
Hiroshimas and Nagasakis everywhere.”
The remarks
were made to a Reuters reporter, who threw in this caveat: “Many
Russians regard Zhirinovsky as a clownish figure who makes outspoken statements
to grab attention but he is also widely viewed as a faithful servant of Kremlin
policy, sometimes used to float radical opinions to test public reaction.”
Clown or not,
Zhirinovsky may be speaking for better-known Vladimir who is a major player on
the world stage. He’s worth a listen, even as the U.S. media yawn: “[Trump]
won’t care about Syria, Libya and Iraq and why on earth should America
interfere in these countries? And Ukraine. Who needs Ukraine? Trump will have a
brilliant chance to make relations more peaceful. … He’s the one who could do
this.”
Zhirinovsky is an
unabashed fan of Trump and claims to have once met him. He calls Clinton “an
evil mother-in-law” and says he doesn’t think a woman should be elected U.S.
president. “Most
Americans should choose Trump because men have been leading for millions of
years. You can’t take the risk of having one of the richest, most powerful
countries led by a woman president.”
Hey, what about
Germany’s Angela Merkel? (Oh, wait … bad example.)
Envisioning
liberal heads exploding, Reuters notes that Zhirinovsky “likes
to shock liberal public opinion and he has frequently heaped scorn on the West,
which he and other Russian nationalists regard as decadent, hypocritical and
corrupted by political correctness. His combative style, reminiscent of
Trump’s, ensures him plenty of television airtime and millions of votes in
Russian elections, often from the kind of blue-collar workers who are the
bedrock of the U.S. Republican candidate’s support.”
Is the point of
this story to influence the election? To support Trump? Or to discredit him and
tie him to the Russians? All that really makes no difference. Similarly,
stories about Putin ordering Russian students to return to the homeland from
abroad and involving 40 million citizens in defense drills have gotten no
traction on these shores.
This orange cat
doesn’t know much, but he knows this: If you told a hard-core Hillary fan that
their vote would bring the destruction of all humanity, they’d proudly vote for
her anyway.
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