The Shady Bunch

By Angela Durden

In order not to run afoul of any copyright infringement issue, I have chosen not to include The Brady Bunch theme song music itself by way of a reminder of what that tune sounds like. You know the tune and there is no law against you humming that tune in your head as you read the lyrics below. An easy YouTube search will bring up many samples of it should your memory need refreshing. 

THE SHADY BUNCH

Here's a story of a hostile lady
who was scheming up lots of evil plots,
all of them ending in murder;

four of whom were shot.

 

Here's a story of a man named Billy
who was busy with raping all the girls.
The hostile lady who was his wifey

badmouthed them, twiddled her pearls.

 

Till the one day when the lady ran for office
and her Billy did all that he could

to pretend he wanted to be First Husband, but

did all he could to make it an unlikelihood.

 

So the hostile lady’s daughter and her Billy

watched as she stumbled often and fell

and the bad body double waved to the crowd

while the Media Elite crowed “All is well.”

The Shady Bunch.

The Shady Bunch.

Everybody knows they are the Shady Bunch.